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Self Sex September

It happens before qualifying for No-Nut November and Destroy Dick December. A challenge where you must not have sex for 30 days, even gay sex, or have any pleasure with another.

The rules of Self Sex September are as follows:

- You may not have any sex with any person, male or female; you can't even masturbate to another person.
(Masturbating to another one, will have yourself considered out)

- You may not watch any porn within the 30 day period.

- You may not ejaculate

- You may not have sex in your dreams.

- You can only masturbate to yourself, and you can wear any sexy girl clothes in the process.

- And finally, you can't hug anyone, even a pillow.

This game is technically just, keeping your hands to yourself.

After you complete the game, refresh yourself, by having a girl cum into your mouth. Then have a one month break period, before you qualify for No Nut November and then Destroy Dick December
Woman: Hey honey, are you ready for some bum fun?
Man: Oh, what's on TV today?
Woman: How about Sling TV and Sex with Me?
Man: Sorry love, i'm having Self Sex September.
Woman: Oh, so you love yourself and you forget all about me? We're done!
Man: WAIT!!! I'LL HAVE YOU CUM IN MY ANUS TODAY.
Fails Self Sex September.
by LeilaSP February 10, 2019
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Cell Phone Self Own

1) When your phone's autocorrect absolutely savages you.

2) When you are texting in bed and accidently drop your cellphone on your face.
"Yo, I want some dick

Some duck* ... Shit"

"Lmao, cell phone self own"
by F41R September 2, 2021
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Self proclaimed broke boy

A crying little bitch who is weak asf and likes to suck pee pe
Self proclaimed broke boy is a little bitch
Self proclaimed broke boy likes little boys
by I hit it with your mom March 4, 2019
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Self Wiped Male (SWM)

A male who purposely wipes himself for his girlfriend in order to use guilt as a means of manipulating her.
A male suffering from Self Wiped Male (SWM):
Boyfriend will not party or hangout with other male friends in areas in which females and males might interact in a physical way, so as to use this as a situation in which she feels guitly for him not having fun. In most situations the girl does the exact opposite and is the domanant one in the relationship.
by David Meller May 9, 2007
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Check My Bad Self

East Anglian-
look at me my pasty-faced homo, i am on top of my game.
I win!!!!!!
Check my bad self
by Frank October 16, 2004
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self-aggrandizing inflammation

How morbid it is to be a human being in today’s age
Forgiveness has decayed
Enmity and arrogances has plagued the minds of the educated..

how smart they must seem to themselves
But yet how unreasonable educated people have grown to be
So smart but yet so incompetent
The world is full of self-aggrandizing inflammation
I must see the change that is needed
It is imperative that I return to the humble student that is oblivious
by Tiger Teeth December 4, 2009
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Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus

You - "Go commit die!"
Me - "Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus!"
You - ...
Me - "oof"
by oofwhy September 16, 2018
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