It happens before qualifying for No-Nut November and Destroy Dick December. A challenge where you must not have sex for 30 days, even gay sex, or have any pleasure with another.
The rules of Self Sex September are as follows:
- You may not have any sex with any person, male or female; you can't even masturbate to another person.
(Masturbating to another one, will have yourself considered out)
- You may not watch any porn within the 30 day period.
- You may not ejaculate
- You may not have sex in your dreams.
- You can only masturbate to yourself, and you can wear any sexy girl clothes in the process.
- And finally, you can't hug anyone, even a pillow.
This game is technically just, keeping your hands to yourself.
After you complete the game, refresh yourself, by having a girl cum into your mouth. Then have a one month break period, before you qualify for No Nut November and then Destroy Dick December
The rules of Self Sex September are as follows:
- You may not have any sex with any person, male or female; you can't even masturbate to another person.
(Masturbating to another one, will have yourself considered out)
- You may not watch any porn within the 30 day period.
- You may not ejaculate
- You may not have sex in your dreams.
- You can only masturbate to yourself, and you can wear any sexy girl clothes in the process.
- And finally, you can't hug anyone, even a pillow.
This game is technically just, keeping your hands to yourself.
After you complete the game, refresh yourself, by having a girl cum into your mouth. Then have a one month break period, before you qualify for No Nut November and then Destroy Dick December
Woman: Hey honey, are you ready for some bum fun?
Man: Oh, what's on TV today?
Woman: How about Sling TV and Sex with Me?
Man: Sorry love, i'm having Self Sex September.
Woman: Oh, so you love yourself and you forget all about me? We're done!
Man: WAIT!!! I'LL HAVE YOU CUM IN MY ANUS TODAY.
Fails Self Sex September.
Man: Oh, what's on TV today?
Woman: How about Sling TV and Sex with Me?
Man: Sorry love, i'm having Self Sex September.
Woman: Oh, so you love yourself and you forget all about me? We're done!
Man: WAIT!!! I'LL HAVE YOU CUM IN MY ANUS TODAY.
Fails Self Sex September.
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Boyfriend will not party or hangout with other male friends in areas in which females and males might interact in a physical way, so as to use this as a situation in which she feels guitly for him not having fun. In most situations the girl does the exact opposite and is the domanant one in the relationship.
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How morbid it is to be a human being in today’s age
Forgiveness has decayed
Enmity and arrogances has plagued the minds of the educated..
how smart they must seem to themselves
But yet how unreasonable educated people have grown to be
So smart but yet so incompetent
The world is full of self-aggrandizing inflammation
I must see the change that is needed
It is imperative that I return to the humble student that is oblivious
Forgiveness has decayed
Enmity and arrogances has plagued the minds of the educated..
how smart they must seem to themselves
But yet how unreasonable educated people have grown to be
So smart but yet so incompetent
The world is full of self-aggrandizing inflammation
I must see the change that is needed
It is imperative that I return to the humble student that is oblivious
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