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Johnny 2 pump

the act of pre mature ejaculation within 2 strokes or less
Jeremey:“yo, how was it with that girl last?”

Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber”
by Squidbilly420@gmail.com March 18, 2024
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Trendy Pump

A slightly older man with white hair wearing an orange shirt, a handle bar mustache, also white, glasses, red skin, some tats, hairy armpits and squishy earlobes. trendy pumps usually like to spend their days watching the packers, going for a ride on his YELLOW motorcycle, and crack some cold ones.
Man, my grandpa is such a trendy pump...
by Lilmoop June 30, 2018
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Pump

During/after working out the blood, your muscles expand strongly due to the inflowing blood.
The muscles feel very plump and voluminous with a pump.
Yesterday after being in the Gym my muscles were on pump and massive, it felt amazing
by anonymous August 18, 2022
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pumping the watermelon

guy1: dude my dad caught me pumping the watermelon.
guy2: fuck you dude i dont wanna hear that shit.
by wrestlerchance October 14, 2012
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gumbie pumping

gumbie pumping is the loose term given to summarize the notion of catfishing a rich man to then take his profits and expend them at a strip club for personal pleasure with the lads.
"Hey want to go gumbie pumping?", "Yes, what is your bank account?"
by Frederdick July 7, 2018
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Smugar pumps

Common slang for extremely large boobs recently used as catcall an evolution to sugar tits
Pronounced Smugar sugar with an M
ˈSHMo͝oɡər pəmp
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HER SMUGAR PUMPS

“Hey smugar pumps”
by Smugar November 29, 2025
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The ol' pump

The act of using 5 pump shotguns in Fortnite whilst simultaneously listening to Danzel - Pump It Up. Also a euphemism for masturbating.
'Dude, the ol' pump is so good, man! It gets me wins every time!'
by GroundNutmeg March 31, 2018
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