Master-poo

-The lost art of simultaneously pounding out one's own ejaculate and feces into the same receptacle.

-The time-biding act of gratifying oneself while defecation occurs.

After Chauncey saw the sexy broad on his way to the bathroom, he knew the Sun-Times was not necessary as a master-poo was now in order.

by ShadesI January 26, 2011

Poo addiction

Somebody who is addicted to the sight, sound and smell of faeces.

Steve: There was a noise in the room, I looked round and James was watching me taking a Tom turd.

Ethan : Yeah bro, that chaps got poo addiction.

by Sharted in the library May 24, 2015

Stabbing Poo

Anal Sex

I gave her the reach around while I was stabbing poo.

by Rob Bi February 9, 2004

Poo radish

after taking a shit there are poo radishes(dried poo) left on your ass. Leaving you to pick it

i picked my ass and sniped someone with poo radishes

by JJJ33 October 30, 2007

poo jabba

when the penis is inserted into the anus

Jimmy had sex with Tommy's anus. Therefor he is a poo jabba.

by chandogg July 6, 2008

fish poo

A juvenile code word which means bastard. Generally used in elementary schools from about grades 3-6.
bass = a type of fish
turd = another word for shit
bass+turd = fish poo or fish poop

4th grader A: That fish poo Brandon nailed my beach.
4th grader B: What a little bastard.
4th grader A: Dude, shut the flip up! Our teacher is right behind you!

by a certain mr. potato June 10, 2014

Poo Fuck

Poo fuck is a person who will happily fuck any ones poo for money.

$2 for poo fuck.

by The_Urban_Definer June 19, 2016