Polish a turd

To describe something that no matter how much effort you put in to clean it... It will always be sh*t.

Boss: Deep clean the bleachers with soap and water.
Worker: Man, that's like 'polishing a turd'- regardless how clean we get them.. They will always get dirty.

Polish a turd- Alter something that can never be forgotten.

by GordoTheGreek June 1, 2016

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Polish Dildo

A frozen turd, used mainly by council estate scratters and impoverished Eastern Europeans.

I came home to find my wife whaling away on herself with a Polish Dildo. The house smelled like the shit house door on a Grimsby trawler.

by lordtippet June 23, 2017

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Majik pills

purple, round pills, with 'Majik' written on both sides.
Basically fake pills
They claim to have similiar effects to speed.
They don't have an effect.
They make your pupils dilate and that is all
They may as well be made of sugar
OH and they're LEGAL.
Don't bother with them

Majik pills are placebos.

by Iknoweverythingabouteveryone April 1, 2009

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Old Polish Cheese Wurst

The act of ejaculating on to another person, and lighting the semen on fire as it come out, often leaving the target with 2nd degree burns, and a smell of burning hair or flesh

Guy 1: Hey, man, why did you and J break up?
Guy 2: We tried the Old Polish Cheese Wurst and she got really pissed. I guess the burn treatments cost a lot
Guy 1:Well, that must have been exciting!

by Spikex August 30, 2012

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