Phantom Ripped Jeans Syndrome

The feeling of getting your knees caught in ripped jeans while not wearing ripped jeans. Usually occurs after wearing ripped jeans for a prolonged period of time.

man i hate phantom ripped jeans syndrome

by snoleopard7 April 20, 2024

Rip Van Winkle festival

When more than 3 people purposely trap their genitals in a vehicle door.

"both of us ended up with our bollocks and todgers trapped, it was a proper Rip Van Winkle Festival!"

by hackneydale October 01, 2015

ripped diesel

The art of being super duper shit faced. As ripped is to drunk, ripped diesel is to super drunk.;

"last nite I chugged a fifth of jameson and did six jager bombs, then switched to redbull and vodka, I was ripped diesel"

by hoss guy December 28, 2011

ripping the head off it

it means masturbating commonly used by the Scottish comedian

Kevin Bridges

There was a Scottish bloke just ripping the head off it in the hotel lobby.

by Contra1947 May 05, 2016

rip hole

similar to a riptide, but varies in the way that it's a hole that's been ripped from the inside.

nice rip hole baby

by realtimentes December 13, 2021

Shower Rip

When you are in the shower and stick only your head outside the curtain to smoke marijuana mid shower.

“Man, can you hold and light the bong for me so i can take a shower rip? my hands are wet.”

by sweetea marie July 04, 2021

Rip your ticket

(Verb) To completely destroy one (or more) person in the sack/bed. Leaving one motionless after climax.

A: Are you gonna go to the movies?
C: I'll be there this weekend.
A: Good I'll see you there; and "rip your ticket".

by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment June 15, 2018