johnny t'd

A hockey term for when your defense gets walked through and treated like a bitch before being scored on in the most beautiful way possible. Coined after the demi-god, John Tavares.

Bob: WOAH that defense just got walked through and treated like bitches
Jim: Damn straight. They just got Johnny T'd

by BasedNielsen March 10, 2015

Johnny ass

a guy who grab an ass with too much power

zé bundinha is a johnny ass

by pintudo August 7, 2020

Johnny cricket

A guy (usually a meth head) on a bicycle pulling a home made trailer full of junk he stole

Ay Earl did you hear about Johnny cricket getting hit on highway 45

by Niggadog is a gay rabbit June 18, 2022

Johnny

Johnny is the most swaggy and coolest person ever! He’s the swagger himself 😎🤟he loves hanging out with his super swagger best friend Alondra everyone wants to be as cool as them😎🤟

“Look there’s Johnny and his swaggy best friend. “Damm they looking super swaggy today “

by 😎🤟 August 18, 2022

Johnny

Some crippled cowboy jockey who rides a horse in the Steel Ball Run

Johnny: "It's truly been a roundabout path...."

by isolation_ March 22, 2022

Johnny

A guy you do not want to mess with, if you have a boyfriend & try show off to him that your taken, he won’t give a shit, & your just not valuable to him, he chooses to grind & find the right woman in his life

Johnny is Ultimate Anti-Simp & Media Famous by making content that made him blowup the world. He strives to live for Lord Jesus Christ

by Unknown8244 August 9, 2023

Skinny Johnny

A Skinny Johny is a long, slim, slow burning joint with keef and tobacco leaves.
The joint is tightly packed for the ultimate slow burn.
The Skinny Johnny is mostly smoked in long smoking sessions, like when watching Star Wars: The return of the Jedi on your

That Skinny Johnny had my head going!

by The Skinny Johnny June 25, 2021