meat slot

Another name for a woman's vagina

He i,served his pens in her meat slot

by W33dwoman June 13, 2016

meat delirium.

When u work all fuckin day and eat messy meat feat till u don't even kno who ur eating with

Pat ate so much meat he got meat delirium. and didn't kno who the fuck Jon was

by JonnyBoss May 29, 2016

sweaty meat

When you're getting a handjob and her hands start sweating .

It was so awkward last night she gave me sweaty meat.

by Ilikemilf's May 7, 2016

Meat Clobbers

Swollen hands that are so swoll you cant even see the soup can you're holding.

Dude i went to the Dr and he said I have Carpel Tunnel . My hands are swoll as fuck and everyone is calling me meat clobbers!

by Bozoshreadz October 5, 2016

meat troll

Someone who employs all the actions of an online troll in real life, right in the face of the victim. Generally, people knew who he or she is.

Although he expressed his interest in assisting in Susan's community project, Charles showed himself to be a meat troll when he e-mailed Susan and told her that everything she was doing was for her own interests and that she was a sham.

by Scratchie September 18, 2016

bonus meat

When you put both hands on top of each other arose nd your shaft, anything that sticks out past that is bonus meat.

Jaime showed Billy two handfuls, and about six inches of bonus meat.

by Gumbyman January 17, 2018

meat blower

When you get your weiner stuck in a hair dryer and then proceed to unstick your dick with the force of the dryer.

Nathan: Man, yesterday I got my winkie stuck in a hair dryer.
Ece: dude that happened to me the other day.
Brian: Shit man, I'm pretty sure that's a meat blower.

by Creamy Dudlius February 4, 2018