Any time you have a day where you can sleep in, it will be ruined by some "plan" the following day that you had no clue about.
Mom: Huh, why are you so tired??
Me: Well, Lauren's Law came into play and for some reason I had a driving lesson that made me unable to sleep in. So now I'm exhausted.
Me: Well, Lauren's Law came into play and for some reason I had a driving lesson that made me unable to sleep in. So now I'm exhausted.
by Fraccy February 20, 2021
Get the Lauren's Lawmug. The law that if a character isn't drawn completely disfigured in a MeatCanyon animation, something bad will happen to them.
"You remember what happened to Peppa Pig's family in the MeatCanyon animation parody? Brutal..."
"MeatCanyon's Law 🗿"
"MeatCanyon's Law 🗿"
by Afro-Chan July 6, 2023
Get the MeatCanyon's Lawmug. The law that states that even if you don't do anything to a computer, it will still mysteriously find a way to mess up.
My computer stopped working, I haven't even messed with anything on it. I'm thinking Roberts' Law took effect.
by MagicPotato January 17, 2017
Get the Roberts' Lawmug. The woman who doesn’t come to your wedding because she has more important things to do, yet expects you to pay for half of her wedding and will upend the entire family unless she gets her way. She is usually supported by your mother-in-law who somehow always takes her side in every possible argument.
Your sister-in-law thinks she’s entitled to you paying for half her wedding yet she has the audacity to not even come to your wedding.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020
Get the Sister-in-lawmug. 1. Colorful Acting in a Legal Setting; Law officers or Bar* attorneys to use their favorite Statutes, Rules, or Procedures, usually for personal gain or to hide wrongdoing; Under the Color of Law, there is no 'black and white'; the colors of laws can be mixed in many ways to convince an average American that they were breaking the law in some way.
2. A Legal Fiction; Once intimidated or threatened under Color of Law, most american's will believe what they are told.
Once acknowledged as truth, it is then a fiction that you enable to be used as legal truth against you. That is, Until you WAKE UP, Open YOUR Eyes, and Know the difference between Right, Lawful, Wrong, Unlawful, Laws, Rules and Statutes. This color of law, can and will deprive People of basic human rights if it is allowed to do so.
3. Sorcery Law Theory; Force-field that protects certain law enforcement and Judicial officers; An invisible rainbow above certain officers, that guides them in sorcery to make it appear you are a criminal, when you were in fact, minding your own business. The colorful rainbow of deceit, wraps them, giving them the power to raise themselves above the Color of Law, so that Laws of Nature do not apply to them.
*BAR - British Law Club that specializes in training people to twist words under Color of Law, and make any legal fiction sound like Truth
2. A Legal Fiction; Once intimidated or threatened under Color of Law, most american's will believe what they are told.
Once acknowledged as truth, it is then a fiction that you enable to be used as legal truth against you. That is, Until you WAKE UP, Open YOUR Eyes, and Know the difference between Right, Lawful, Wrong, Unlawful, Laws, Rules and Statutes. This color of law, can and will deprive People of basic human rights if it is allowed to do so.
3. Sorcery Law Theory; Force-field that protects certain law enforcement and Judicial officers; An invisible rainbow above certain officers, that guides them in sorcery to make it appear you are a criminal, when you were in fact, minding your own business. The colorful rainbow of deceit, wraps them, giving them the power to raise themselves above the Color of Law, so that Laws of Nature do not apply to them.
*BAR - British Law Club that specializes in training people to twist words under Color of Law, and make any legal fiction sound like Truth
3. Sorcery Law; The District attorney stated that "Any jury would agree that this court clerk behaved within the color of law. Anyone in the same situation would have shot the unarmed man in the back. It was a clear example of self defense." So no charges were pressed against the shooter.
by Ruth S Standing August 22, 2020
Get the Color of Lawmug. In today's political climate, as an online discussion grows longer in length, the probability of Donald Trump being mentioned approaches 1. That being, if an online discussion goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will mention Donald Trump, even if it has nothing to do with the original topic at hand. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Ambrose's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.
"The steak I bought at the grocery store was delicious, you should try it."
"You and all Trump supporters are what is wrong with this country."
"By invoking Ambrose's Law, and making no sense, any argument you are trying to make is null."
"You and all Trump supporters are what is wrong with this country."
"By invoking Ambrose's Law, and making no sense, any argument you are trying to make is null."
by K. Ambrose March 2, 2019
Get the Ambrose's Lawmug. The Law of Irony:
Person 1: Lol show me your feet bro thats soooo sexy
Person 2: It was funny the first 7 times now I'm thinking you actually like feet
Person 1: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Person 1: Lol show me your feet bro thats soooo sexy
Person 2: It was funny the first 7 times now I'm thinking you actually like feet
Person 1: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by I love Grandilex August 2, 2021
Get the The Law of Ironymug.