october 14th national kick a lanky cunt day 

find a lanky cunt and kick the shit out of them

boy: hey your lanky !!!
lanky cunt: ummm
*boy kicks the shit out of lanky cunt *
lanky cunt remebers that its october 14th national kick a lanky cunt day

october 14th national kick a lanky cunt day by mr sexy man ‘not ellis ‘ November 7, 2021

Cooch kick 

When a woman proceeds to piss off her significant other, after the man being frustrated asks to have sex. Before or after (depending on how the man feels) then kicks his woman right in the groinal area.

"man my bitch was makin me angry so i gave her a jolly ol' cooch kick"

Cooch kick by phildo reynolds September 29, 2006

fag kick 

The act of kicking someone in the balls so hard that their voice fails to return to its original octave.

If you don't shut your mouth, I'm going to fucking fag kick you.... fag.

fag kick by JDC2 March 4, 2007

double-kangaroo scissor kick 

When anyone named Special Ed get kicked in his Vag for trying to give a rusty trombone to a Kangaroo. Warning: don not attempt at home.

Special yelled "titties!!" but suddenly got the "double-kangaroo scissor kick" in his drain cleaner. It was sad.

double-kangaroo scissor kick by TITTIES!!!!!! April 4, 2009

Jungle-kick 

A special stab to the emotions.

"Well, I never even liked you! Hows that for a jungle-kick?!"

Jungle-kick by Laurel-the-laurel April 28, 2006

Lax Kick

The process of kicking someones skateboard while they are riding. Usually this is done subtly while sitting on a chair or bench, hence the name Lax Kick - Relaxed Kick. This usually results in the rider getting castrated.

Lad 1: "Oi, brah! Lets lax kick this fucker cos we run this joint"

Lad 2: "Yea broo. lets fuck that skater up cos they dont deserve to live"

Lax Kick by Bets Crocker March 7, 2009

Brain kick out of gear

This happens while doing something a person will totally forget what they are doing .

Worker1-Hey did you get the tools?

Worker2-Yeah got everything we need .

Worker1-Ok hand me the 3/4 socket .

Worker2-Shit I got everything but that.

Worker1-What happened numb nuts did your brain kick out of gear?

Brain kick out of gear by troubledemon February 25, 2010