kellyjean

Smelly asshole who smokes too much pot.

that bitch just stays home all day, what a kellyjean!

by nadinedimonte December 14, 2008

kellett

1. To steal. Usually by a man or woman with bright blonde hair, natural or not.

2. When a person of German or Jewish descent is believed to have stolen something. Usually has blonde hair.

Spencer- Dude, did you see that blonde kid kelletting my video camera last night?

Joey- Dude, I'm blonde.

Spencer- Are you Jewish too? I hear people have been kelletting video cameras and other electronic equipment.

Joey- Yeah, I wish I had a TV. I guess I can't get Kelleted for anything except this video camera.

Spencer-...

by ImSpartacus November 11, 2007

Kelly Ripa

Famous women who follow west coast, Hollywood fashion trends (European look, chic look, etc) and daytime talk shows hosts who have great legs but don't wear pantyhose, stockings, nylons or tights because of said fashion trend's, also due to cultural conditioning, genetic sensitivity, sensitivity's to smells of pantyhose, nylons, stockings and tights, false memory's of ugly so called grandma pantyhose and fashion by eccentric designer's, etc.

I wanna date a woman that likes wearing pantyhose, stockings, nylons and tights, not a Kelly Ripa.

by 4thcoming July 15, 2015

Kelly

A Kelly is tall, smart, funny, girl with a small ass, and kind of big breasts. She isn't the prettiest, but people still love her. Usually in the weird group of school, who's willing to make friends. She is a nice person and is willing to do a favor for you

Guy1-Woah, you see Kelly, I wish I was part of that group
Guy2-Ew no, she's ugly

Guy1-Whatever

by Damnnn Jimmy March 14, 2017

Kelly

Gay

Man:Kelly is gay

by Iknowall81 February 22, 2020

Helen Keller

When a man busts a load in a girl's ears, and eye sockets, and then forcefully shoves his penis down her throat.

Man #1 : What's wrong with Lauren today?
Man #2 : I made that bitch deaf, dumb, and blind last night when I gave her the Helen Keller!

by Devinetrey January 19, 2009

kelli

a nasty ass hoe who like to think she’s better than me and all my friends. don’t be a kelli or you will lose all your friends and just be a whore. she is a washed up rat who will kiss your ass until someone wants it then she wants them. she’s a bitch and she tries to steals boyfriends and other shit too. Uses too much hairspray, probably doesn’t know what shaving is, doesn’t shut the fuck, acts like the best when everyone wants to rip open her jaw and piss down her throat and use her pussy as a piss dispenser.

ew god, it’s kelli.

by i like dick and shit November 29, 2017