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doom job

Oral Sexual Act: the forming of a seal between the facial lips and the recipients penor during an erectile period and the introduction of blowing down the japanese mans eye causing immediate paralysis and often death.
awright luv, give us a doom job
Steven Hawkins is the result of 3rd dregree doom jobs
she doomed me so hard i almost died
by 16Willis July 8, 2010
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Job Simulator

Job Simulator is a video game made specifically for a VR headset. The game is a basic simulation of multiple jobs like Gourmet Chef, Office Worker, Store Clerk, and Auto Mechanic. The game also is named the 2050 Archives, showing that it takes place in the future. (Explaning why most characters are robots.) The release date is April 5, 2016.
A: Hey, I got this new game named Job Simulator!
B: Cool, is it fun?
A: Yeah! I'm learning how Jobs work!
B: Wow! I think I'll get that game!
by LTW Gaming April 22, 2022
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John job

When a man abandons his wife when she needs him most.
He did a John job on her!
by ZiggySharon December 16, 2019
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Bum-Jobbed

1) To get a raw deal; hosed
"They fired him for that?! Damn - he got bum-jobbed!" - Drab T-Shirt
by ZJ1067 July 8, 2014
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Jenkins Job

The act of slapping a pair of titties back and forth as if they were two tree tops swayin in a wind storm.
"Damn girl what happened?!!!"

"Oh you know, just enjoyed another Jenkins job!"
by KingRBBRducky March 29, 2016
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powder job

the act of covering one's balls in baby powder and slapping someone else across the face, much like the make-up artists for older movies and in cartoons
Jimmy awoke with a start when Bob yelled "MAKE-UP" and proceeded to give him a powder job
by dabandit6887 July 23, 2010
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Book Job

Where a 12 Yr old that has just reached puberty shoves his 0.4'' dick in and out of a book spine feeling absolutely outstanding of himself when a micrometer of sperm comes out of him
Give me a book so I can book job that mono
by Slashest April 9, 2022
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