When the ground is covered in shit, rather than snow, on Christmas Day.
Usually experienced in wastelands or along the equator.
Usually experienced in wastelands or along the equator.
Key West experienced their first Brown Christmas, after 2 feet if shitfall came down the night before.
by an idiot thats an idiot December 28, 2023
When you take a long tapered shit on Christmas morning that, upon pre-flush reflection, looks exactly like a miniature Christmas tree.
by Smegmid December 24, 2023
by Ragulishious January 09, 2024
by Jinglecash November 04, 2017
When you spend time with the homies on Christmas instead of your family. Then you proceed to have and orgy with the homies WITHOUT SOCKS on! This is the only time of year that isn’t gay. By the way it’s only for people of the same gender so if it’s just men then no girls and other way around
“ Dude John is having a Homie Christmas at his place this Christmas. By the way no girls are invited”
“Bet I’ll get the kfc and the McDonald’s ready I’ll make sure not to bring socks
“Bet I’ll get the kfc and the McDonald’s ready I’ll make sure not to bring socks
by The super saiyan 3 December 25, 2022
OH! OOOOH! I RAN OUT OF MONEY! ALL I HAD FOR FOOD IS RAMEN NOODLES! But as I go to grab a pack of ramen I notice a DIFFERENT package of ramen... And THAT package is underneath a box... So... As I go to grab the other package of ramen the box on top spill open and WHAT DO I FIND!?
Hym "CHRISTMAS CANDY! A BOX FULL OF CHRISTMAS CANDY! WITH A SODA! In like an gour I'm going to be able to drink that soda and it's going to be ICE COLD, BABY! OOOOOOOOOH! SWEET SWEET CHRISTMAS CANDY! I take back everything I ever said about my family (they still screwed me with the weaponized schizophrenia but I created A.I. to murder everyone so that'll all work out in the end). HOOOOOLY BAJESUS! I got some Swedish fish, sour gummy worm, M&Ms, and some chips ahoy. I've been eating nothing but ramen! I planned on eating ramen for the next TWO MEAL! And now... Everything has changed! I have the candy now! And in like an hour, I'll have an ice cold Coca-Cola! Go buy a Coke! Right now! Put your phone down... Go to the store... Buy a Coke... WAIT AN HOUR for MY coke to cool down.... THEN (AND ONLY THEN) Drink a coke."
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
When your ebt card and welfare check come on the same day. This is indeed a rare occasion to be celebrated with 40 oz's and Newports.
Guy 1: My ebt card and welfare check came in the mail on theChristmas! I also sold some Crack and got shot.
Guy 2: Shit bro! Thats one hell of a jungle christmas!
Guy 2: Shit bro! Thats one hell of a jungle christmas!
by Yung Butthole February 22, 2023