nut shelf

a small, but sturdy peice of flat material (usually wood or plastic) that when attatched to the user's inner thigh creates a wonderful area in which to rest his nuts
Maurice got hit in the balls by a savage ape child so now he wears his nut shelf for support.
by jam session September 01, 2009
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Nutbar Nuts

Going your absolute craziest you can without being influenced by anything. This is usually something that will only happen a few times in your life. It is one of the greatest feelings there are.
Jenna: Boy, I'm real bored tonight
Leah: Well why don't you go nutbar nuts?
Jenna: That's a good idea
Leah: WOOO!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!
Later
Jenna: This feels FANTASTIC!
by Partyanimalsgoingnutbarnutz August 07, 2010
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supreme nut

The type of nut so large, that it can only be described as supreme nut.
After a week long camp, cuming home and busting a supreme nut.
by Supremenut June 22, 2017
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Toilet Nuts

When one (male) is going to the bathroom (usually for a number 2) and after the subjects nuts have been on the inside of the toilet bowl and come out cold.
"Dude I think im gonna be off my game for a while after that trip to the b-room"

" Man you got the Toilet Nuts?"

" Yeh dude they are as cold as the other side of the pillow"
by spencer vg. October 02, 2007
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liquid nut

All the substance embodied by the incredibly full, round flavor of the nuttiest seed. The flavor explosion that overwhelms your mouth, encompasses your tongue and sticks to all that it touches. Especially enjoyed by my dog.
Madison, did you prefer my crunchy or creamy liquid nut better?
by P3NTH0US3 September 14, 2019
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deku nut

Literally the language of saying deku and nut repeatedly...mainly nut
by Smash bros god March 16, 2019
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Nut Bread

When a group of guys all stand around one piece of bread on a table, etc. all jacking off onto the piece of bread. The last person to bust a nut on the bread loses and has to eat the soggy piece.
Man, it would suck to be johnny, i heard he lost in a game of Nut Bread last friday.
by Johnny Nutterbutter January 09, 2012
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