I kicked a goose

A poor attempt at dirty talk

Mikey: "I've been bad..."
Sharon: "Oh yeah? How bad?
Mikey: "I kicked a goose."
Sharon: "Ya- wait what?"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

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Kick Aden day

It is for people that are only spelled Aden not Aiden Adan or what ever just kick the person whenever for that day on the 26 of august

It’s time for kick Aden day. Find an Aden and kick him just not where their d/ck is inverted

by Choose the green button August 20, 2020

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1. The act of tucking one's semi-erect penis behind their leg and then kicking that leg rearward in order to stimulate a fuller erection.

2. Tucking ones fully erect penis behind their leg and forcefully hiking that leg rearward in order to smack a woman performing fellatio under the chin.

1. I was taking a shower and sprang a semi so I used some hair conditioner to kick-start the dog.
2. Your ex-girlfriend kept talking while giving the weakest head I've ever received so I kick-started the dog and smacked that bitch in the face.

by The Cap N' June 19, 2020

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kicked from the chat

Nick is gay

Why did nick molest that little boy?
Because kicked from the chat

by Matt. September 10, 2018

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Roundhouse Kick List

A list of horrible/aggravating small children whom you wish to roundhouse kick out of your life.

Child: "GEESEGEESEGEESEGEESE"
You: "Ugh, we've gotta add her to the Roundhouse Kick List."

by bethannswagmoney March 7, 2015

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Kick A Dumbass Day

Every day on the 9th of November, anybody that has ever done anything to annoy you is done for. You have permission to kick them multiple times.

"Y'know, Brandon is really pissing me off today!" Exclaimed Johnny
"No worries mate, its November 9th. Go kick him" Replied Alistair
"I am allowed to!?" Asked Johnny
"Well yeah it is Kick A Dumbass Day!"

by Thy British Bias November 6, 2020

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