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Geauga Flying Squirrel

A gay sex position, wherin four gay men do handstands without any clothes on. The gay men then take a four leged chair and insert a leg of each chair into each of their rectoms, all while still doing handstands,than the largest of the homosexuals sits atop the chair and begins to vigerously masterbate until he ejaculates and moistens the bodies of the four gay men still doing handstands.

(also known as The Cardinal High Special, because it is a common excircise done before all football games by their students.)
The gay students decided to finish their gay orgy with a Geauga Flying Squirrel.
by Point-Badgers. January 11, 2012
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open fly fishing

To open the fly on someone's pants and explore what lies beneath.
In the taxi, the couple began open fly fishing!
by I, Wreckerrr November 24, 2016
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Flying Dutchman

The name of a venereal condition that makes it feel like your crotch is infested by crabs, however this is purely psychological and thus the crabs are ghostly.
Man, my balls itch but the doctor says there's nothing wrong.

Sounds like you got the Flying Dutchman.
by Bonasneaks April 2, 2007
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flying rape choke

Essentially the act of committing a rape choke, however, both legs off the assailant are off the ground and parallel to such.

Can be accomplished with a running start or hang wire used on movie sets.
dude 1: yo bro, see that guy over there, I think he’s grilling us.

Dude 2: word, I’m about to hit this mother f@&ker with a flying rape choke.
by Matt_mcd1117 February 10, 2023
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Non-Flying Dutchman

The Iceman. DB10. Bruce Rioch's sole stroke of genius. The finest import in the history of the Premier League. An enigmatic, reserved, ice-cold magician with an inexplicable phobia of flying.

It can naturally also refer to any other person of Dutch descent who suffers from pteromechanophobia.
Martin - Who was that player who cruelly toyed with Nikos Dabizas before slotting home against those Geordies around 2002?

Nige - The non-flying Dutchman, of course.

Martin - Ah yes, how could I forget...Whatever happened to that poor lad Dabizas?

Nige - He was clearly traumatised by the Dutch master
by TheIcemanStrikesAgain January 21, 2011
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take a flying leap

take a flying leap a non vulgar way of telling someone to fuck off
my boss fired me for coming in late to work one time i told her to take a flying leap
by bluebear May 27, 2020
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Fly Fry Ry

When you smack flies into your fried rice that you cook in your Asian backyard for extra flavour.
Me: Did you enjoy the fly fry ry? Got some extra flavour.
Dan: No I have cholera now
by the fly farmer February 2, 2021
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