Flapasky

pure and utter buffoonery, or someone just being a dumbass (your ranked teammates)

WHY ARE YOU DIVING IN THE WHOLE TEAM AS A SUPPORT, YOUR ACTING ALL KINDS OF FLAPASKY

by theoneandonlyquandaledingle February 10, 2025

Flagshagger

Anybody in a Western liberal democracy with enough patriotism to wear or raise their country's flag, drawing the contempt of the chattering classes who thing it rather vulgar and a sign of poor education.

Not to be confused with the chattering classes in Western liberal democracies who happily walk the streets under Palestinian or ISIS flags, because that's like totally different man.

Look at those flagshaggers on the 4th July/Trooping The Color/Insert important national event here. Now help me with this flag of a Levantine terrorist state that can't stop getting it's arse kicked by Israel.

by SalopianSnark February 13, 2025

flabsacking

when you accidentally or on purpose melt your cock and balls and all you have left is a flabby sack

i just melted my balls now im flabsacking

by MoistMeatMisslejizzyfella February 25, 2025

Flap Slap

Female equivalent of a nut shot.

A chicken at the gym got flap slapped by a resistance band.

by Dúnedian May 6, 2025

the flagship

Epitome of cool-ness. Who's Who and What's What. Who everybody wants to hang with.

Pam Kurtz, she is the flagship of EVERY fleet!

by BigSchnauzerLover October 25, 2003

tri flap

noun - the flappy piece of skin that hangs from the inside of the upper arm.

grandma gracie suffocated me with her tri flaps when she hugged me at christmas.

mrs. maple's class is hella hard because when she truns to lecture to the students while she's writing her massive tri flaps erase all the chalk off the board because she's left handed.

by jsteele January 12, 2008

Eggy Flap

An insult used to describe a person who is particularly uncool or smelly

Mickey is such an Eggy Flap

by Mortifera December 9, 2008