Dong

1. (vulgar) the penis.
2. A currency used in Vietnam. The current exchange rate for a Dong is 22,540 dong for one dollar.

1. My dong is a 7 incher.
2. The dong is a currency used in Vietnam. It costs 22,540 dong to get one dollar!

by Orexio November 22, 2016

dong stick

A stick used to help extended to small human penis

David clymore used his dong stick to make his wife happy for once

by TRKRACING December 20, 2016

donggles

Large bulbous swellings at the ends of a chicks elongated lady parts.

This whore took her pantys off and out popped a set of donggles any guy would be proud to call his balls!

by Sgt.SoulPole January 13, 2017

Dong suey chow

Dong suey chow is an Asian noodle dish. It is a classic Maxism often used as a sexual reference to getting your "noodle" slurped by an Asian woman.

Max: I just got a dong suey chow at the local rub and tug.This day is well on its way.
Bakken: Yeehaw to that bruther!

by Lunchboxmaster March 11, 2017

Dong

1. Headass
2. Loses fights to people named Aman
3. Doesn't get the girl

Dominic: Hey, do you know Dong?
Johaer: Do you mean the guy that Elena got her friends to tell him that she wasn't looking for a relationship but then she still started dating someone else?
Dominic: Wait, I thought he was the guy with the small penis who got his ass handed to him by Aman?
Johaer: Yeah, he did that, too. He's a headass.

by Eyoel March 17, 2017

dong wod

Dong wod is the daddy of all penises, it is huge, veiny, black and can take down a bull.

"Oh my god you should have seen that mans dong wod last night... it was extraordinary!!!"

by Dong wod April 6, 2017

dongemefuckles

The technological term for a diplomat, In EUIV.

I'd love to become a kingdom so i can have three dongemefuckles.
I like me some dongemefuckles

by dongemefuckle June 20, 2017