baby dick

Undeveloped genitalia which is indicative of a prepubescent male baby.

Aidan: Man i cant find a condom that fits my dick!
Andy: Thats because they dont make condoms for baby dicks.

by aitkaj08 May 17, 2008

rugby dick

Rugby dick occurs due to extreme cold or by ur dicks "6th sense" detecting possible injury to come while playing any outdoor sport in the cold. You have achieved "rugby dick" when your dick shrinks to the size of one of your testicles, or when you are able to piss on your own balls. This can also be used as an excuse for having a tiny cock in the locker room.

Fraser: "Woahh, watch where you're swingin that cashew nut!"

Allan: "It's cold out there gimme a break"

Fraser: "Aaah, got a bit of rugby dick going on I see, no worries, I won't judge you on your size"

by CheeseyDickFart May 10, 2009

Bum Dick

Black and blistered hot dogs resembling an infected bum penis. Typically cooked over an open fire while camping and enjoyed with an ice cold coors light.

Hey man, I could really go for a solid bum dick tonight.

by Mugalation March 6, 2011

Dick Lint

When the tip of your penis has lint from your underwear on it.

"lets Fuck"
"Hold on let me pick of the dick lint on my penis"

by TheMidSizeCheese June 26, 2008

chugging a dick

Much like sucking a dick, however this phrase is much more aggressive. Chugging a dick involves "bouncing" the cock in your throat for a longer amount of time.

"Oh snap, that girl must be chugging a dick, she doesn't have a gag reflex."

Or

"Go chug a dick!"

by DevilSuade April 22, 2018

The Dick Clark

A teabag "new years style". The teabagger covers his ballbag with glitter, the teabagee lays on her back counting down from 10 while the teabagger slowly lowers his nuts towards her face (like the ball dropping in Times Square). When the countdown reaches zero, the ballbag makes contact with the face and the teabagee screams in celebration.

Also known as "The Times Square".

Carolyn loves The Dick Clarke more than the usual teabag because it's more exciting.

by CDouble January 9, 2007

Dick Douche

1. A cleansing wipe for a penis.
2. A female equivalent of a Douche bag, that is usually PMS'ing and in a real bitchy state.

a. Eric: Damn! your mom threw my gameboy out the window because she said it was too loud!
John: Yeah... Shes being a real dick douche today...

b. Girl: Why does your junk smell like febreze?
Boy: I just used a dick douche!

by Wattx April 3, 2009