saber-toothed crotch cricket

sOMEone wit crabs ya heard- someon wit crabs

he got crabs, you see that

by jd February 22, 2005

crotchboobs

Testicles that are so big, they look like female breasts.

A guy looks like he has bowling balls in his shorts.

"Daaayum, dude got crotchboobs!"

by My pseudonym that appears onli July 31, 2016

Crotch Muppet

A crotch muppet is a strange animal that can occur when you don't wash your crotch enough...The animal will look a lot like the muppets and will have a strange voice- they are very hard to get rid of...

Harry: He dude, ur Crotch Muppet s go away yet?
Bob: Nope, they just keep multiplying!
Harry: Hmmm; maybe you should try calling the exterminators. They could get on your girlfriend and try to get in her pants!
Bob: Wow yeah i should. Dayumm that would suck..

by -EMILY!- January 1, 2009

crotch rocket

slang for motorcycle

dude check him out, riding on his new crotch rocket!!

by dragonsblood17 June 13, 2009

crotch goblin

One who feeds on the groin while growling and snoring.

I was attacked at a party by a crotch goblin.

by DeVirginator February 9, 2003

fire crotch

fire crotch is a term used to define someone's smoking hot crotch region.theyre arent many hot natural fire crotches out there.rare species i must say.

"I knew it was hot,but I didnt know it was on fire."

"dont touch that fire crotch...it will burn off your hand,or maybe even your tongue."

by Killa 13 August 31, 2006

Arkansas crotch rot

what you get after having sex with male or female from arkansas.

by goatee July 26, 2003