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Lizzie Crack

When an individual has become so enamoured by a woman by the name of Elizabeth that she inevitably becomes like the drug 'crack' to them, that they just simply cannot get enough. Partly due to her ridiculously short tongue that has the pulsating ability of a satisfyer.
I was so not into that guy but he's hooked on the Lizzie Crack and now I just can't seem to shake him off.
by Jslizzo April 6, 2022
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crack cocanus

something that gets you high in under a gram of taking it.
pass me some of the good stuff, like the crack cocanus
by IMakeGreatWords April 15, 2022
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crack puppet

The person who pulls up to the department store in their luxury car while talking on her 1k cell phone on speaker ,gets out to go shopping in their pajamas and curlers with their 137 kids screaming,yelling and getting in your damm way while your trying to shop,who then proceeds to get pissed at you when you tell her to control tell her zoo.
I would love to finish my grocery shopping but the damm crack puppet and her zoo is blocking the whole aisle.

I'm sorry how much is my order I can't hear you over the crack puppet and her speakerphone!
by LaSquirrel January 18, 2018
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Crack Scratch

When you have an itchy ass cause you didn't wipe well in the first place. Your whole day changes cause you can't walk properly. So you need to learn to wipe better.
Man, this crack scratch is really ruining my shopping experience can we stop at the bathroom a quick second to let me clean myself.
by Itchytaint December 3, 2021
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crack boner

When you smoke crack and you get a massive vibrating erection from all the crack youve been doing, because of daddy issues, crack boner
"Dude, brittaney totally had a crack boner at the funeral"
by Cringe nation November 25, 2015
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FREE CRACK!

WOOHHOOHOO LETS GO GET SOME FREE CRACK!
by cardboardboxeater February 17, 2023
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kpop crack

A discord server with the best people i ever met.
Kpop Crack is iconic. leg
by justafanofskz December 30, 2020
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