closet pevert

a closet pervert is someone who act like they arent a pervert but the actually are

Regan (at school): im not a pevert or a closet pervert
Regan(at home):hay sierra look at this meme about dick cakes
sierra: regan your such a closet pevert

by elliebaby2002 November 27, 2017

Felton Close

A dull place that livens up at night.

Not much happens in Felton Close but I'm finding it hard to get to sleep.

by Rlavdia September 12, 2006

Probable Cause Vehicle

See P.C.V. (Probable Cause Vehicle)

For a definition of Probable Cause Vehicle, see P.C.V. (Probable Cause Vehicle)

by Impugn March 14, 2008

bit my lip and close my eyes

1) a part of a song from the song longview by green day, "bit my lip and close my eyes,take my away to paridise.

2)a way to masturbate.

i went to a green day concert and he played longview, he told us to sing the part, ''bit my lip and close my eyes''

he bit his lip and closed his eyes and went wild.

by awesome456 May 3, 2010

Closet Monster

This is where you hide alot of your friends in a room where you know you will have sex, normally done at a party or gala event.

You take a girl (or rarely, a boy) whom you have no respect for into the room and commence having sex with her/him.

Right at the moment of climax, you give the prearranged signal and all of your friends emmerge laughing to scare and severly embarrass the victim

Dude, did you hear about Ellen?

No what happened?

At that party last weekend Cole Closet Monstered her! Matt, Jordan, and Evan were all hiding in the room

by SwissCanadian March 31, 2009

closey

To be almost yet not quite struck in the genitals by an object.

Wow that was a closey.

by Smity Jegawerbanmanjenson July 22, 2006

clue rocket

Someone so totally out of touch with reality that they don't have a clue. They are in fact floating through space with no destination in mind.

You're a clue rocket!

Wake up you clue rocket!

by James McLellan October 5, 2006