Captain save-a-hoe

When simp ass nigga saves a dumb hoe

Guy:don’t touch him/her
Guy:stop being a captain save-a-hoe

by Mr_mcdanglebeef May 22, 2022

General Captain Fagliani

Someone who's so flamingly homosexual they are above standard gayness and emerge as a higher ranking queer on the faggotry meter.

Wow the sleeves on his shirt are extremely small, what a General Captain Fagliani, showing off all that sleevage.

by General Captain Straightman June 6, 2011

Bitch captain

Cody Conrad

You know that one dumbass mother fucker that has a hella hot sister but someone came out looking like fucking retard, that's the bitch captain

by Queefcookies March 7, 2017

captain jack

A male who enjoys the company and sexual pleasure of another male, and also has a anual masturbation problem.

that sam over there is a captain jack.

by captain-planet! May 5, 2005

Captain Midnight

Person not seen at night, aka Mohammed

Watch out its Captain Midnight

by spic whipper aka Ur Dad March 12, 2003

Captain Sisko

A crap character from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine who's just like Captain Kirk only even more crap and he's Black

Captain Sisko was a prophet.

by Ro2001 September 14, 2008

captain original

the gayest person in the world ha

man captain origal is gay, she has red in her hair, a lip ring and likes deathcap for cutie

by Stinky magee January 28, 2005