Canadian Covid Mask

An act where a Male uses a Covid mask to cover his eyes while a group of random partners lines up ready to have sex with him. One of the partners who have tested positive to covid will give the male a blowjob while intensely breathing all over his dick. Then all the other partners will come and give him a blow job. Then instead of swallowing his cum they all spit it into a cup where it will suck up into a syringe then be injected into the anus. Then the male bends around to suck his own dick while the partners all cheer on fingering their pussy's.

Damm he really did the Canadian Covid Mask

Canadian Covid Mask by brxxdie February 15, 2022

canadian tractor 

cumming on the chest and motorboating them, effectively making motor oil

A : I gave your mom the canadian tractor last night
B : Honestly dude, you know I'm adopted

canadian tractor by UrbanPenguin February 16, 2022

Canadian Cocktail 

cannabis and cocaine

some wise guy told me this long time ago.

Sorry babe, bank's closed, lets go for a Canadian cocktail instead.

I prefer cocopuffs myself.

-I don't, gimme that! (grabs Canadian cocktail kit out of her hands)

Canadian Cocktail by mkicrattzzi vs deep dish February 28, 2022

Canadian Mitchel 

instead of putting maple syrup on pancakes a white man called Mitchel ejaculates on them instead.

ill have 1 Canadian Mitchel please

Canadian Mitchel by funnyman1112 March 10, 2022

Canadian Eggnog 

A sexual act in which syrup and semen (cum) are mixed in a glass. Typically a whisky glass or shot glass, to create a sweet and savory flavor profile.

Tasha wouldn't swallow, so I made her some Canadian Eggnog and she's been swallowing every drop ever since.

Canadian Eggnog by Mister Buttersworth April 1, 2022

Canadian Tea Bag

(Verb) from the Latin "Conadion Teaus Baggus" - An act where you dip your scrotum in maple syrup before squating over another and repeatedly dropping your nuts on their face so as to imitate the action of a tea bag during steeping.

Last night the old lady asked me for a Canadian Tea Bag

Canadian Tea Bag by Paintandpowder April 11, 2022

Canadian Sleepover 

The act of two or more bro's staying up late engaging in mutual masturbation over webcam (at least one must be Canadian)

Hey boys who's jumping in with me for this Canadian sleepover tonight

Canadian Sleepover by Canadian Sleepover April 13, 2022