Pumpkin Spice Butthole

My go to passive aggressive comment every Fall/ Autumn because I’m empty inside and just can’t let the basics enjoy their seasonal favorite latte

FRIEND: I’m thirsty, let’s go to Starbucks

ME: Noice! thought you’d never ask; been craving Pumpkin Spice Butthole since last April!

by JonathanTaylorThomasBrothel September 10, 2019

Try-hard butthole

A person who makes an ass out of themself by saying or doing something edgy or controversial strictly for attention.

"Why does John keep saying Kobe was a better rapper than Tupac?"

"Because he's a try-hard butthole."

by Gary Van Halen August 27, 2021

National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day

October 7 is National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day

"Hey bro! Tell your girlfriend it's National Send Boyfriend Butthole Pic Day today!

by lemonke69 October 6, 2021

Cock Rock Buttcheek

To slide ones penis between the butt cheeks.

Dude I totally cock rock buttcheeked that bitch last night.

by Iamgaypeople December 30, 2021

brown stained buttcheeks

when you shit yourself your buttcheeks get spreaded with nice shit

"Joe has brown stained buttcheeks!! said Jackie"

by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022

Boom boom buttcheeks

A phrase derived from the phrase, “boom boom” which means to go poop

Boom boom buttcheeks is used to refer to somebody’s diarrhea or great number of smelly farts

The difference between “boom boom” and “boom boom buttcheeks” is that “boom boom” is a temporary thing. When sombody goes boom boom, they take a few minutes to poop and are done. When somebody has boom boom buttcheeks, their buttcheeks are characteristic for going boom boom. Or in other words - as stated above - boom boom buttcheeks is another word for diarrhea

Don’t go over to Jeff’s house today. His sister has had boom boom buttcheeks all day, making his house smells like a port-a-potty

by Doge With a Rose February 13, 2022

Genie in a Butthole

The fart that escapes when you’re towel drying your bhole after a shower.

Read butthole like bottle.

I dried my bhole so good a little genie came out- call that my little genie in a butthole.

by BeardProbs February 26, 2022