Boyfriend Kisser

Courtney: Boyfriend kisser!
I thought she was my friend,
But now it's time to diss her!
Sure we had some fun times,
But I'm not gonna miss her now!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're gonna get
What's coming to you
If it's the last thing
I ever do-oo-oo!
Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney and Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney: Let's go a little back!
We captured Duncan in a sack.
Heather: And had a laugh attack
When you stretched me on the rack!
Courtney: All those times you made me smile,
You wanted my man
All the while!
Sierra: Duh! It was so obvious.
Courtney and Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're not my new sister!
You're a pus-y, gothy, nasty blister! Oh!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney and Heather: You're gonna get what's coming to you!
Courtney: If it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo!

Courtney: Gwen was such a boyfriend kisser!
Heather: I know right! She stole your boyfriend
Sierra: Where's Cody?

by ILoveMaltesers January 30, 2025

Decoy Boyfriend

When a 'friend' of yours is a total ho and sleeps with your man behind your back, you find two new men. One to strut as eye candy, and a secret boyfriend. Eye candy decoy boyfriend would ideally enjoy the ho's competition.

Didn't that hurt your feeling that she was flirting with your boyfriend? What, oh, he's the decoy boyfriend.

by P.Venuit May 29, 2016

boyfriend arms

squishy strong arms that can carry things, good for hugs

Park Jongseong has boyfriend arms.

by wonieluvr November 3, 2021

Bathroom boyfriend

When she finally responds to you for 5-10 min and then is too busy to chat for the next hour or two.

Damn. I must be the bathroom boyfriend, she's always too busy to talk!

by Damishi October 19, 2019

The Boyfriend

A rarely mentioned term that refers to a character from the rhythm game Friday Night Funkin's protagonist, known as Boyfriend, which is obviously a boyfriend of a girl who's trying to win her Dad's affection to date with his daughter simply refered to as Girlfriend, or The Girlfriend.

Game Devs: He's The Boyfriend from Friday Night Funkin'
Everyone: His name's Keith!
The Pico: Thank you all for choosing death

by ClocTok October 22, 2022

boyfriend

Someone who will care for you and will shower you with kisses. Someone whom you gave your trust and they gave their trust to you. Someone who loves you with all their heart. Someone who will give you flowers or kisses. Someone who you feel comfortable with.Someone who will make you smile every day. Someone who will stay up and be there for you if you ever feel scared and need comfort, and someone who loves you dearly.

Elle: Me and Tyler are finally together! He is now my boyfriend!!
her friends: WOOHOO YAY!! OMG YES!!

by Lovers rock August 30, 2023

boyfriend

Someone I don't have

+ Do you want to have boyfriend?

_I want but boys don't

by FTMSF November 24, 2021