Boot ugly

Ugly as sin. Very ugly.

She sat down at the dinner table and realised the profile pictures were highly misleading. He was boot ugly.

by cg036 December 20, 2021

Give ‘em the boot

In the early 1980’s It’s quite literally was what skinheads world do to predatory pedophiles.

“That creepy old dude offered to suck me off, so I called my friends and when we find him we’ll Give ‘em the boot!”

by Rectifier 9 August 02, 2022

Tuscaloosa Tooter Boot

In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.

"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"

"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."

"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"

"'Fraid so."

by Dave TTB August 06, 2013

Fix my boot

Code for when you are skiing and need to use the bathroom or take a dump.

Once we are done with this run I have to go fix my boot.

Person: where’s Todd?
Person: He went to go fix his boot.
Person: damn that’s gonna take a while

by Ctizzle_mi January 01, 2021

Diker Boots

Boots that make a girl look like she has Lesbo Legs.
(see lesbo legs)

I can't wear those Diker Boots, they make me look like I have Lesbo Legs!

by HotLeggs August 29, 2010

Tiny boots

The head of science teacher who is also the head of the Christian union.

Fuck! Why is tiny boots bringing this up in the middle of stochiometry

by Science learner January 01, 2022

Boot Bar

A car boot loaded with alcohol, a trick invented by Punjabi Uncles in Britain during the 90s/early 2000s, in case their favourite drink was not served at a function.

(AKA "Car Bar")

Punjabi Uncle 1: There's no Black Label at this wedding, only Chivas!

Punjabi Uncle 2: Relax, I've got like 6 bottles in my boot.

Punjabi Uncle 1: Of what?

Punjabi Uncle 2: Two bottles of Black Label , 2 bottles of Bacardi, 2 bottles of Chivas and a 24 pack of Stella Artois pint cans

Punjabi Uncle 1: So then it's a full-on Boot Bar, ennit?

Punjabi Uncle 2: Of course, Paaji!

by 5ecret5ingh January 07, 2025