Clammy Bollock

When a man takes the one long step over and over to try and unscramble his balls

Oh for fucks sake lad , you got clammy bollock!

by anonymous August 13, 2021

straw bollocks

INSULT!!
""Your only a Straw-Bollocks""
Useless....., good for nothing!, waste of space!!
Straw!....comes from a poor substitute for hay when feeding cows

Bollocks!.....comes from balls, bastard, low down and sweaty!.......
Put together....."Straw Bollocks".....

You know, your only a f@#king "Straw Bollocks " when all is said and done!

by Edenhill boy September 9, 2021

Spaghetti Bollock Naked

When you go to an Italian nudist retreat

"Me and my wife went to go get Spaghetti Bollock Naked, little underrated in my opinion"

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Webby Bollocks

When a normal person overhears two developers talking about programming and the "internet", they are talking "Webby Bollocks"

Flippin heck! they're talking Webby Bollocks again!

by 3kman May 20, 2022

billy bollock ball

A bad driver

when someone cuts you up in traffic “YOU BILLY BOLLOCK BALL!”

by camelot ._. September 9, 2022

Multi-Bollock

Somebody that has more than two testicles. This means 3 or more, limited to 258. If a multi-bollock exceeds 258 testicles then it needs to be referred to the HSE. (UK)

Christ almighty! I finished football today and could've sworn I'd seen a multi-bollock in the showers. I counted five but felt uncomfortable in counting further. We did win the game though.

by Busspass February 12, 2023

foxy bollocko

A game English toffs play.

The aim is to put your balls in a companions pint whilst shouting “foxy bollocko!” - the unlucky recipient then has to down the pint or face a forfeit.

Toff 1: Watch this chaps! (Puts his balls in Toff 2’s pint of ale). “ Foxy bollocko! ”.

Toff 2: You got me good there Tarquin you bloody scoundrel.

by CraigAgain October 12, 2023