Blood Gordons

Contrary to popular belief, Blood Gordons, (Excluding the beast) Are absolutely NOT FREAKS. Blood Gordons, Especially those of the Goldfish variety, are actually highly educated and witty individuals with great taste in music. They are capable of going great lengths to prove someone wrong. I.E. Making a legit definition for themselves just to accentuate the fact that they are not a freak.

Jarret: "FREAK"
Blood Gordons: "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED" *SENDS LINK
Jarret: " .. "
Blood Gordons: " :D "

.. And oh yeah, you just lost the game.

by IamGOLDFISHhearMEglub August 15, 2011

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Blood baby

When your period is so heavy you can feel it coming out of your vag. It feels like a bucket.

Can also describe the moment when your 'cherry pops' during a womens first time in sex.

'Any one got any tampons &some feminax? I'm having a blood baby'
'When I popped her cherry, she had a blood baby on my mums bed'

by willylyker. August 14, 2012

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Blood Bro

A literal bro. Your mother's son who is not you. Used to distinguish between a bro and a brother.

John - Dude, David's my bro.
Jim - Wait really? I didn't know that.
John - ... What do you mean?
Jim - Ooooh you mean "bro." I thought you meant a blood bro.
John - Nope. Just a bro.
Jim - Okay.

by pyzaist May 4, 2013

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blood stripes

An achievement gained while performing oral sex on a female while she is menstruating.

"He ate her out while she was on her period. Dude got his bloodstripes."

You ate her out while she was on her period? Bro you just earned your blood stripes.

by Socialdr September 23, 2015

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