beaverwitaleaver

A chick with a dick

It that a chick or dude that's abeaverwitaleaver

by Sharks November 24, 2018

Beaver bumps

Sexually transmitted worts caused by fucking half dead beavers.

That guy gave me beaver bumps.

by Chloe1776 December 6, 2018

Beaverized

The outcome of A beaver being sexually assaulted by a meth head.

Being Beaverized can place you in a Beaverairum.

by Chloe1776 December 9, 2018

Beaverectomy

To cut or remove the beaver out of the beaver.

My beaver is gone from a Beaverectomy.

by Chloe1776 January 31, 2019

Beavered pitch

1. Unfiltered rage fueled by the inability to distinguish between fact and fiction.

2. An argument that has been perverted by group think.

3. A demand for assimilation of an idea(s) built on the foundation of poor critical thinking skills.

That feminist put herself in quite the beavered pitch. Oh sorry, "itself".

Super ma'am was a fiasco! Yeah I know, no way a beavered pitch like that would happen in my store!
The beavered pitch over the MAGA hat is the real threat to humanity, not carbon emissions. God I want off this planet.

by Qoven_Marinade February 9, 2019

Beaver Burp

Slang for vaginal flatulence. See Queef

I was about to go down on her when she let out a loud beaver burp.

by BeaverBurp March 7, 2019

Beaverella

The timeless classic Cinderella, starring a Beaver.

Beaverella is miserable living with her step Beavers.

Her Fairy God Beaver helps her go to the ball.

The Beaver Prince falls in love with Beaverella but she runs off in her BeaverMobile.

He finds her. The end.

Cinderella was good. Beaverella was even gooder.

by Nards Eubanks March 13, 2019