The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".
Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.
However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.
However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?
Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
by Daphne Widethigh December 20, 2017
when you sneak into a room with a box of chicken and blast it all over some douchebag, biscuits and wings fly everywhere.
person one: knocks on the door
person two: hello
person one: come closer
person two: huh
person one: flings the door open and throws the chicken
person one: BAAAAAMMMMM! YOUVE BEEN CHICKEN BLASTED SON!
everyone laughs.
person two: hello
person one: come closer
person two: huh
person one: flings the door open and throws the chicken
person one: BAAAAAMMMMM! YOUVE BEEN CHICKEN BLASTED SON!
everyone laughs.
by Deeznutssssss December 27, 2009
by Nunca dunakank June 14, 2019
When a monongahela man is hitting a black female from behind, and right before she is ready to cum, the male tells her "look out ", and when she turns around, the guy will pull a gun and shoot her in the face. She'll never see it coming.
by moncity April 29, 2015
verb.
To turn up, to blast off.
(On an airplane, everyone who drinks is box blasting their flight)
verb.
Another example of this is getting so turnt up on a beat box from the local gas station.
To turn up, to blast off.
(On an airplane, everyone who drinks is box blasting their flight)
verb.
Another example of this is getting so turnt up on a beat box from the local gas station.
“I am totally about to box blast this beer”
“I can’t wait to box blast on this flight”
“Do you want anything from the store?” “Yes I wanna get box blasted.”
“I can’t wait to box blast on this flight”
“Do you want anything from the store?” “Yes I wanna get box blasted.”
by boxblastyaddy June 14, 2023
by Uncle Tom 564 January 15, 2024
I snoffle blasted inside this chicks pooper hole at this banger last night while she tickled my balls.
by Pooper holes March 23, 2016