Person 1: Hey that girl over there is really pretty.
Person 2: Yeah too bad shes a tall bed kind of girl
Person 2: Yeah too bad shes a tall bed kind of girl
by twinzzlove2 April 23, 2014

have sex with.
by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024

We were making our bed cough for the first time last night. Man, that was great!
Let's make bed cough again!
Let's make bed cough again!
by VeryOriginalName November 18, 2019

The act of taking some form of tape or another sticky substance, putting it across your bed, and pulling it up to get off un-wanted hair. The hair usually belongs to a pet, and is caused by the pet shedding while they sleep/lay with you on your bed.
"Dude, my dog slept with me on my bed last night. I spent a good 30 minutes this morning waxing the bed."
or
"What are you doing?"
"I'm waxing the bed. My cat decided to lay in it when I was gone, and sheds a lot.
or
"What are you doing?"
"I'm waxing the bed. My cat decided to lay in it when I was gone, and sheds a lot.
by zig12 August 9, 2009

by RealCoolboi99 December 25, 2022

Ted: "I can find dorm bedding that fits my bed!"
Jill: "Because its only available online from bedding stores like TwinXL.com!'
Jill: "Because its only available online from bedding stores like TwinXL.com!'
by TheChoosenOne13 May 14, 2014

Bro you should come out tonight, Mash Gang are having an open bar
"I can't, I'm making bed lasagne with the other half"
Say less bro. Say less.
"I can't, I'm making bed lasagne with the other half"
Say less bro. Say less.
by ichbintimothy April 24, 2023
