Bearded Geek

A dude with facial hair that atypically lives urbanely and is of the hipster or academia type. They typically sport expensive wool beanies, pony tails and north face sweatshirts. They want to come across as a tough brawny mountain man but seldom have they put down their iphone for an ax or wiped their behind with unidentified plant matter.

That Bearded Geek took 3 minutes to get his Volvo through that intersection someone needs to teach him to drive.

by zmanstreet August 20, 2013

Kiner Beard

A large, full beard worn by a person who should be too young for a beard of such awesomeness

"man I need to grow a beard."
"Dude if you're going for it go for a full kiner beard!"

by BulletToTheEscalator February 12, 2012

Beard-idity

Theory that having facial hair can make you crazy, insane, psychologically disturbed or just fucked up

Hitler suffered from beard-idity
Osama Bin Laden suffered from beard-idity
Jesus suffered from beard-idity

by Joanna Barret Hound April 26, 2012

Beard Cake

The simple combination of beard shaving, and cake baking. This term refers to the act of oneself shaving their beard into cake batter, and presenting the final product to another person as revenge, or as a prank that will most likely end in a lawsuit or a restraining order.

Sally: I really don't like Jack's beard, so I told him to shave it, big mistake.

Jennifer: Why? I think he looks fine without it.

Sally: you don't understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning....

Jennifer: he shaved his beard.... into the...?

Sally: YES!!!

*both girls almost throw up*

by 1isallallis1 February 21, 2011

Heil's Beard

a type of moss, also known as horse-hair moss or old mans beard. If it is on a person it is your beard that grows insanely fast and connects with your chest hair.

Look at that guy he has a Heil's Beard!, look at that heil's beard growing on that tree!

by MiltownHSchool July 8, 2011

Bearded Samurai

Using your penis to "split" open a hairy vagina prior to intercourse, usually first thing in the morning.

I woke up before her, rolled her over and gave her the ol' Bearded Samurai before she knew what hit her.

by DJ Drano July 25, 2011

queermo beard

(n.) - the collection of hair that grows on your face, usually resembles something that of a homosexual elmo.

Oh man! look at that dude, he's got a queermo beard.

Ii man you got one queermo beard.

by QueensCream November 14, 2011