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banana fortune

Events of misfortune that makes a female sexually attracted to you (only applies to males)
by yung dagger VJJ October 10, 2017
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mayonnaise banana

When a guy's cum runs down the side of his dick and he tells the gorilla of his dreams to eat it like a banana.
Hey, Magilla, come eat this mayonnaise banana.
by someonewhosnotfunkevin July 14, 2017
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Banana ejection

I would have ejected my banana, but her pussy looked so good. So banana ejection did not occur
by DaisyChainMayhem June 2, 2017
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Stupid banana

This word is exclusively used by ayat to describe her dumbass friend, sam.
" sam you forgot your wallet you stupid banana "

" he forgot the car in reverse, he's a stupid banana "
by 191998 June 7, 2019
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Banana Baby

Banana Baby is what you may call you soouse, another meaning for "big baby" or "my little baby". In other words its used to describe how cute or handsome you think someone is.
Male and Female can use this nickname for their spouse.
Most commonly used for teenage adults.
by Tommy wells January 19, 2018
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Atomic Banana

A man or woman who has aggressive humor
Todd turns into a real atomic banana when he tries to be funny.
by 209 Words of the Moment August 19, 2017
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banana creamer

(Noun) The sexual act of shoving a banana inside a woman's wet vagina, then twisting the banana and pushing it in and pulling it out as if you were fucking her. Then after 5 minutes, you take the banana out and eat it.
Randy: Dude, that strip club was awesome!

Billy Bob: I know, I got a boner!

Randy: Well, then let's do something about it!

Billy Bob: What?

Randy: Go get a hooker and do a banana creamer!

Billy Bob: What the fuck is a banana creamer?

Randy: Just fuck her with a banana and eat it.

Billy Bob: Sick! Let's do it!

Randy: Yeah!
by Sirel May 21, 2011
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