April 13

Fucking kill your parents day. This is the day that you just fucking kill your parents because fuck everyone who uses this site to sexually harass people
it’s april 13!time to kill your ducking parents you sick fucks
by Nbz123 April 13, 2019
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April 18

give people that have a c as the first letter in their name $1.
“OMG it’s April 18th, I have the give Chancellor a dollar!”
by Chancellqr April 17, 2019
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April 13

Today April 13 is the no send nude day for the rest of yoyr life
April 13 day were you can't send nudes for rest of like no tit pick no ass pick no pussy pick no nothing
by Sorry babe April 13, 2019
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April 20

The date that is used to be funny because how it looks but not anymore because it is
oh hey it's April 20 today you guys know that it was hitler's birthd- *gets banned from server*
by bill cyperbunk April 20, 2021
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April 26

April 26 is tell your Significant other you're pregnant day
Mike,"Jerry, I'm pregnant! And it's not your child..." Jerry,"You are a guy Mike! Stop playing games and find some work already!" Mike,"Happy April 26!"
by TotallyNotAeris April 24, 2020
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april 28:)

if girl bday: ask her out!!! and wait 2 or 3 days and give hoodie she will love that!!!!

if boy bday: ask him out and just hold hi hand everyday and kiss them they want u really bad so give them love...
by angel caca face October 24, 2019
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