Jolly Ending

The act of jerking off a man while dressed as Santa and singing Christmas carols.

"I heard the massage parlors giving out jolly endings as a Christmas promotion"

by cheater234 November 23, 2016

next years end

AN EXTREMELY TALENTED BAND FROM ATLANTA GEORGIA WITH FOUR MEMBERS, TOMMY OAKLEY DAVIS MCMAKIN KYLE BUSCH AND JORDY QUINN. LISTEN TO NYE

I LOVE DAVIS FROM NEXT YEARS END SO MUCH HE DESERVES THE ENTIRE WORLD LIKE TELL ME HE DOESNT AND I WILL ATTACK YOU

by okaywtf37592 February 21, 2018

ARMY ended bl0nks

Bl0nks(blackpink toxic fans named by there own fandom) who can't focus on their fav and always butting on ARMYS business but ARMYS always win and bl0nks can't digest

1.Army ended bl0nks again with there success.
2. Bl0nks are jobless

by January 07, 2022

double end fart

When farting in a sitting position, a fart splits at the butthole, a portion of the fart goes up the front and the back at the same time, both making a different sound at once.

It sounded like two people farted, but it was just a double end fart from one person.

by Thekeegster November 05, 2020

'End' on your keyboard

A function on the keyboard not many people actually know about. You can use this to get to the bottom of a page or website if you don't feel like scrolling down all the way.

"How do I navigate online pages quickly?"

"You can either use 'End' on your keyboard to get to the bottom instantly, or vice versa -- to the top of the page using 'Home' on your keyboard

by Above Average Jojo Fan October 17, 2023

it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon

i know it
i just know it.

is that a big bang
oh no black hole interrupt
we're all gonna die
it's true, we're doomed!
happy birthday to you

epic man: i can predict the future and it is the end of the world and we're all gonna die anytime soon. i just know it. i repeat i can predict the future and we're all gonna die soon the universe is doomed
epic SMÖRT man: Nah.
epic SMÖRTËR man: It is true, we all are gonna die on about 821749 milliseconds.
epic SMÖRT man: Oh. I understand now-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by BenSav December 15, 2021

LOVELESS END

A TRAGIC AND CATASTROPHIC END TO A MAGICAL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN 2 PEOPLE

John doe had a "LOVELESS END" with his significant other and will be lonely for the rest of his life.

by relsyrhc susej June 23, 2023