New Jersey Window Washer

Hook up with a girl with glasses, and jizz on her glasses, then proceed to take a squeegee and clean it off after she couldn't see where she was going and has walked into every piece of furniture in the room.

I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

… Out the window day

On October 3rd he asked me what day it was…

Hey, what day is it?

… it’s 011ie out the window day!

Hey guys it’s 011ie … out the window day!

by E11a_iz_cool October 4, 2021

window silhouette

A figure's shadow you can see barely through an open window.

I can only see that window silhouette. Damn.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

rear windowed

When a women usually older than a man's

Tries desperately to find him a good match
Though she really wants to make a tool for women's needs

What happened to your butt bro?
My new gf rear windowed me, my wallet, my life and my family

by ĒdōnīItaAkanīya June 12, 2025

Window

The thing birds crash into or little children jump through.

Repair Guy: so how’d this window break in the first place
Me: some kid thought that he could float right through it. Spoiler alert, he’s not magical

by King_J1123 April 18, 2021

I’ll window you

when you throw someone out of a window

if you dont shutup i’ll window you

by bigmanlacey June 21, 2021

Dick Window

The front opening in men's underwear. Also known as a fly.

Guy A: The dick window in boxers is there so your junk can breathe.

Guy B: No, dumbass, it's so you can pee through them.

by give2figs October 19, 2022