bird pig

A dirty girl who farts alot and refers to her breasts as flapjacks

Shes a bird pig yeah yeah yeah yeah.

by Pros626 January 18, 2018

Peppa pig

She is the craziest porn star ever

Look! It's Peppa pig.

by Bigdaddydylan08 May 20, 2021

Peppa Pig

Peppa Pig, also knows as breakfast, is a British slut who lives with a family of pigs. She has a midget brother, a fat ass disabled father and a whorebag of a mum. Throughout their reality show, you can clearly see how much of a dumbass the whole family is

Daughter: “Mum can I watch Peppa Pig?”
Mum: “Is it too late to abort?!”

by Cupcakke'sPubicHair November 10, 2022

The Inflatable Pig

Any self obsessed individual that jogs and wobbles in increasingly desperate attempts to create an illusion of fitness whilst shrouded in a layer of all concealing black lycra.

Regard mi bredren Simon; him gwan all The Inflatable Pig stylie..

by The Poison Dwarf October 31, 2011

Cheater pig

Worse than a cheater, a cheater pig is the worst thing you can be.

Martin is playing a game and is easily winning.
A toxic opponent who obviously loose: You're a cheater pig!

Martin is offended BUT a bit glad.

by MightyRaph May 19, 2020

cooked pig

A sex position in which a woman sits back on all fours with an apple in her mouth, as if to look like a cooked pig, while the man penetrates her from behind.

Tonight, Claire and I are doing the cooked pig! I got like nine apples!

by Mstr42 January 18, 2016

Sweaty Pigs

When your feet aggressively sweat from doing coke

Damn, skiing made my pigs sweaty.

I got some sweaty pigs

by SkellyKee October 15, 2021