A mother fucking beast that has a gigantic penis. Built asf, tall asf, and can bench more than you. If you try to step up he will sit you right back down.
by jamesbirdchest July 13, 2017
Get the dylan phoenixmug. a skinny little bitch who’s deeply in love with ashlee but he fucked joanne so she don’t like him and he also has ugly glasses and is a whore. fuck you dylan
by dyldo_is_a_whore March 5, 2022
Get the dylanmug. by shacotp November 22, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. A tall lanky red haired male who is socially awkward, boring, unstylish and loves to be called "fanta pants" who frequently looks at himself in every mirror he passes, just to check himself out. Dylan love to dance he often looks like a grass hop swinging its legs all over the place.
Sometimes he can act and smells like an Orangutan at the most stupid times
Sometimes he can act and smells like an Orangutan at the most stupid times
by Smarter then some November 29, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. dylan is the best person in the world he can sometimes be mean. He will always be there for you where you need him overall he is the best
by dyllan21 March 3, 2022
Get the dylanmug. If you happen to know a Dylan, consider yourself extremely lucky. They’re kind, sweet, and probably the best person you’ll ever get to know. They always do their best to make others happy but sometimes forget about their own wellbeing. So make sure to give them a big hug whenever you can to show just how much they’re appreciated.
by anonymous November 27, 2023
Get the Dylanmug. A Dylan is that one kid that tries to 1 up everyone but cant cause he is fat and plays trumpet to get demi (that one girl in my school)
Dylan is a beanhead
by Dick chocolate chip cookies July 21, 2017
Get the Dylanmug.