I asked her how was her day and she went 22 words on me. She took two hours to tell me she went to the gas station
by Pryapulus December 26, 2019
Get the 22 Wordsmug. Words that have an extra sparkle. A zest an honesty beyond the simple sentence. Something that really bring verve to a written piece.
by CKW2021 April 7, 2021
Get the Mandier Wordsmug. Negros Word is a phrase that any member of the black community to promise something and instead of putting it on God or your mama you can put it on the entire black community
Friend - Hey bro be sure to bring my charger back
Black Friend - Dont worry bout it it'll be back negros word ✋🏾
Black Friend - Dont worry bout it it'll be back negros word ✋🏾
by Tobirael November 9, 2021
Get the NEGROS WORDmug. An imagined court which tries lawsuits against a specific word or phrase which is accused of being illogical, deceptive, fraudulent, or offensive to someone.
Word Court is currently trying the word HAMBURGER, LIPSTICK, BIRTH CONTROL, CRIMINAL JUSTICE, and others.
NARRATOR
Welcome to Word Court, where words go on trial.
SECRETARY
Today, we will hear oral arguments in case number 52-67-42, Consumers v Commercial Users of the word HAMBURGER.
JUDGE WORDY
Mr. Prosecuting Attorney, please state your case.
PROSECUTOR
Your honor and members of the jury. This class action lawsuit is against the individuals, businesses, and corporations which use the word HAMBURGER to get consumers to buy what they call hamburgers, but are really dead cow flesh sandwiches. They do so by indirectly saying that the dead animal flesh is a meat which is or contains HAM. That is a false statement. Ham is more expensive than beef because it is made from a cut of a dead pigs’s leg, processed, and preserved by adding salt and other spices. Ham is made around the world including regional specialties such as Westphalian ham, Spanish jamón, Italian Prosciutto, and Smithfield ham in the US. The curing process takes from 9–months to a year.
JUDGE
Thank you, Mr. Prosecutor. We will now hear the defense attorney.
DEFENSE ATTORNEY
Your honor and members of the jury, the facts you just stated make it clear that the word HAM does not belong in the word HAMBURGER. Hamburgers should be called beefburgers or meatburgers, not HAMBURGERS.
JUDGE
How do you clients plea?
My clients plea "nolo contendere",
and apologize to everyone for having used the word HAMBURGER.
NARRATOR
Welcome to Word Court, where words go on trial.
SECRETARY
Today, we will hear oral arguments in case number 52-67-42, Consumers v Commercial Users of the word HAMBURGER.
JUDGE WORDY
Mr. Prosecuting Attorney, please state your case.
PROSECUTOR
Your honor and members of the jury. This class action lawsuit is against the individuals, businesses, and corporations which use the word HAMBURGER to get consumers to buy what they call hamburgers, but are really dead cow flesh sandwiches. They do so by indirectly saying that the dead animal flesh is a meat which is or contains HAM. That is a false statement. Ham is more expensive than beef because it is made from a cut of a dead pigs’s leg, processed, and preserved by adding salt and other spices. Ham is made around the world including regional specialties such as Westphalian ham, Spanish jamón, Italian Prosciutto, and Smithfield ham in the US. The curing process takes from 9–months to a year.
JUDGE
Thank you, Mr. Prosecutor. We will now hear the defense attorney.
DEFENSE ATTORNEY
Your honor and members of the jury, the facts you just stated make it clear that the word HAM does not belong in the word HAMBURGER. Hamburgers should be called beefburgers or meatburgers, not HAMBURGERS.
JUDGE
How do you clients plea?
My clients plea "nolo contendere",
and apologize to everyone for having used the word HAMBURGER.
by but for April 20, 2019
Get the Word Courtmug. Weasel words are commonly used amongst bureaucrats to appear as if they have an idea of what they are talking about. Beware when using in written communication as someone smarter may just pull you up.
Did you catch that legend carve up Caroline at the hearing?
Caroline? The weasel words chick?
Yeah, that Caroline.
Nah mate, couldn't cop all the gibberish.
Caroline? The weasel words chick?
Yeah, that Caroline.
Nah mate, couldn't cop all the gibberish.
by DontBeaMaurice November 20, 2020
Get the Weasel Wordsmug. Guy 1: Bro you seen how many new Trump definitions are getting accepted by urban dictionary.
Guy 2: Yea, what the fuck.
Guy 1: I don't know.
Guy 2: Guess you could call it a... "TRUMP WORD".
Guy 1: Get out.
Guy 2: Yea, what the fuck.
Guy 1: I don't know.
Guy 2: Guess you could call it a... "TRUMP WORD".
Guy 1: Get out.
by Kylithium January 21, 2021
Get the Trump Wordmug. by pie r squared October 16, 2020
Get the Word Policemug.