streets child

Baltimore's Hottest Teenage Rap Artist Hands down.
by Official child March 13, 2017
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Child fighting

When your siblings and cousins get rko Ed by each other
by Nigerfaggotron4203469 November 21, 2021
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Freaky child

Someone that is very picky with their food, as pale as a ghost, and does random and weird things
Charlie, you're a freaky child. Why can't you be like Bill?
by FlameableGhost March 05, 2017
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Momma’s child

Momma’s child is a man/woman regardless of age that takes care of his/her mother. Momma’s child is the great child to check up on mom. Kind’ve like God’s child. A saint that looks out for mom 100% of the time and does for mom at least 75% of the time. A child that treads lightly and attempts not to inconvenience their mother. A child that will repay their mother for any unintended inconveniences. The one that feels close to mom that will hand deliver the most respect. With a momma’s child a mother can live with this child and spoil their mom rather than a mommas boy/girl who will leach off their mother like they’re still on their mom’s tit. A mommas girl/boy is quite the opposite. A mommas girl/boy will accept any and everything from mom. This kid will have mom take care of them and spoil them. This child will live with their mom like a little kid and reap all the benefits of their mom till the very end. A mommas boy/girl is fully acceptable and not at all demeaning as an adolescent or incapable/incapacitated adult however, as an able bodied adult, they should be entirely ashamed . They dont consider their mother enough. They’re just there for the benefit of having a mom. They typically make false promises to their mothers about how when they make it she’ll be taken care of but almost never take the required actions to take care of her in any way they can in the moment. Same rules apply for daddy’s child and daddy’s boy/girl.
kind of you to check in on her, you are your momma’s child.

You’re NOT a momma’s boy! You are your momma’s child.

You are your momma’s child taking care of her like that.

I take care of my mom because I’m my momma’s child.
by BigBossNRG September 02, 2023
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Sacred Child of Britain

The Sacred child of Britain is a girl called Martha, and she is sacred.
I wish I was like the Sacred Child of Britain!
by Neon Fox March 28, 2021
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middle aged child

A child from the age of 8-12, the annoying age of harassment and dramatic temper tantrums. All they do is eat and try and be the center of attention. They are always out of pocket. They are in the same era as “sticky ipad kids”
You: “Can I have some of your crossiant ___?”
Middle aged child: *shoves entire crossiant in mouth*

You: “Hey would you get off your ipad?”
Middle aged child: *screams* or flat out ignores you
by iamafarmer8888 July 30, 2022
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Use this if you wanna, for some reason, knock up a robot
Call me Purple guy, Because i want to put a child in that robot
by Ohio rizzler 69420 December 23, 2023
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