Turner Smith

He loves to monch and cronsh the carrots and when they have the ranch on them o boby you better hide your carrots and your children because theyre is no stopping him now

"oh lord dearie me is that Turner Smith???"
"Hide your carrots here he comes and HE HAS RANCH"

by The mr man December 1, 2021

will smith

verb - to physically lash out at someone in a fit of anger.

Man, that chick went Will Smith on me! But I kept it together. Got the job done. Totally Chris Rocked it.

by DJ Ron Shaft April 12, 2022

Chris Smith

Amazing

These tacos are Chris Smith!

by Hahah jabs December 10, 2021

The Ol Joseph Smith

When you get head from a Mormon girl

My buddy went to Utah for the holidays and was telling me about how he got The Ol Joseph Smith. He said she could suck the shine off a Cadillac.

by Tyler Ovist November 26, 2024

Tony Smith

Looks like a leprechaun and a toothpick had a baby.

This kid named tony smith is gay

by Tony Smith November 19, 2019

smiths banter

When someone has no sense of humour and is terrible banter.

'Scotland is shit'
'Top quality smiths banter'

by Thommo the legend September 6, 2018

Jude smith

People named Jude Smith ugly failures that make peoples day worse by existing and have a microscopic dick.

I treasure the time i don’t spend with Jude Smith.

by TheTruthAndOnlyTheTruth100% December 10, 2022