Susquehanna University! 

A college that is in the middle of no where...actually in selinsgrove, Pa were your lucky to pass anyone (townies) that have their two front teeth AND a bear gut smaller then the town itself. It is surronded by the amish and its town landmark is Walmart....Nothing to do here during the day...and at night you better like the same party over and over again otherwise your in for many a boring night! Most of the time...if you do attend these so called "parties" the kegs are kicked by 11:30...and if you are so lucky to get there before the beer is gone...it taste of 12 day old cow urine....YUMMY!

Person:WHere do you go to college?
College student: Susquehanna University!
Person:What! Sasquatch University...where the hell is that?

Susquehanna University! by Carolyn and Liz October 25, 2005

University of Rhode Island 

Public university in Rhode Island, known for its pharmacy program. Essentially a backup school for 80% of Rhode Island high school kids. Filled to the brim with inner-city kids and white guys acting like inner-city kids. Barely manages to keep students on campus because they'd rather go to the beach/their friend's beach shacks and get wasted than risk getting wasted on campus. The "party school" label is something to administration wants to lose, but it'll never be taken away.

A: Man, University of Rhode Island parties suck.

B: Yeah, let's just go to Joey's place by the beach and pound a few.

University of Rhode Island by wtfboom May 28, 2010

University High School

Is an institution in the smack-dab, middle-of-nowhere Illinois, where everyone realizes that they are better than everyone else in the town. Albeit, the studetns are technically lab rats for ISU, any U-High student who ends up going to ISU and not some Ivy League or Big Ten (11) or SEC school is an absolute failure. And heaven forbid they end up at Heartland.

"I got into U-High!, now I'm too smart to hang out with you Mr. President. Oh, hi there Ms. Playmate..."

University High School by pOiSoNeDrAgOn January 26, 2005

Baylor University 

Best school in the Big XII and maybe best in the nation.

Baylor fans are true sports fans! Even though Baylor is not the best in all sports, its fans still are faithful and never give up. Besides that, Baylor is second in most Big XII titles.

Baylor has the most beautiful campus in all of Texas. The Baylor Science Building(BSB), Patt Neff, and the Student Life Center(SLC), even add to the beauty. The SLC also holds the tallest rock wall in all of Texas.

Unlike Texas and Texas A&M, Baylor is working to be Ivy League-like and one of the top research schools in the nation by 2012.

Baylor's acceptance rate in 2009 - 34%. Texas - 51%.

Also home to that Good Ol' Baylor Line.

Also, Baylor in the early 1930's killed an aggie during a fight during homecoming. The Baylor student beat the aggie with a fence post in the most christian way possible until the aggie died. What a glorious day in Baylor history.

Baylor actually has an intimadating mascot. Unlike Texas, TTU, Oklahoma, and A&M.

Alumni - Jeff Dunham, 3 governors of Texas, Michael Johnson, the director who directed The Blind Side, Willie Nelson, and a girl off the office.

Person: Mom. Dad. Im a Texas A&M aggie.

Mom & Dad: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Person: Just kidding! Im going to BAYLOR UNIVERSITY!

Mom & Dad: We raised you well!

Baylor University by SICEMBEARS November 23, 2009

University of Washington 

The hottest college on the planet. Where the Huskies roam in Romarville. Where you go if you want to be smart as well as sexy. Home of the purple and gold. So if you see someone sportin it they're probably smarter, sexier, better, and more important than you.

"Look at that Wazzu grad. bag that UW's grad's groceries. Must be cougin it."

University of Washington by Ben Davis March 10, 2005

University of Alabama 

At this University, instead of a student ID, they issue each student a mirror that fits in your wallet and a $1 bill.

No need for your driver's license, just use your fake...and bring a koozie, they only got cans.

"Hey bro, you got some white on your nose..."

" its cool, its part of the dress code at the bar"

University of Alabama by pug January 31, 2005

Queens University

A Canadian Ivy League university that teaches pretentiousness over any other quality, usually attracting professors with many prestigious and utterly meaningless awards, and students from rich suburbs who can afford to waste time and money on an education in snobbery.

Queens University is the only university where coming to class looking like a hungover slob still means your outfit cost more than a decent car.

Queens University by light_bright January 5, 2012