A turd you find staring at you on the floor of a public restroom. It's usually best to try and find a different restroom after seeing a floor turd, as the floor shitter responsible was likely trying to warn you that the restroom is very disgusting. Ironically, they only add to the problem.
Bob: So I went to use the toilet at the local Pizza Hut, and there it was. A floor turd smiling at me. That was what made me end up using the toilet in the Burger King across the street.
by E hates Q September 12, 2021
Get the Floor Turdmug. by Bigcarl510 September 14, 2015
Get the turd fleecemug. A Land Rover, Range Rover or any other vehicle that rolled off the production line at Load Lane Solihull
What ever possesed you buy that old Solihull turd Geoffrey? The gear box will shit its self the first time you pull that cattle trailer
by Captain Fourtrak April 13, 2021
Get the Solihull turdmug. A word used to tell someone they are as ugly as a baby and a good word for when your angry at someone.
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by Mars_:) June 23, 2022
Get the Turd facemug. Caity Turd is beautiful and kind. Caity is a gal you can always count on to be there no matter what. She pushes her own feelings aside for others, and is always someone to rely on. She is sexy smart and wonderful. SHESSSS MINEEEEE BACK OFFFFFFF BEACHHHHHH
by McFartyThePoTty December 29, 2021
Get the Caity Turdmug. When you take a shit and it falls down the bend in the toilet before you flush, hiding it from sight.
by 7cosmo1234 May 23, 2011
Get the Invisi-turdmug. by myactualrealname June 15, 2017
Get the turd of eventsmug.