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Floor Turd

A turd you find staring at you on the floor of a public restroom. It's usually best to try and find a different restroom after seeing a floor turd, as the floor shitter responsible was likely trying to warn you that the restroom is very disgusting. Ironically, they only add to the problem.
Bob: So I went to use the toilet at the local Pizza Hut, and there it was. A floor turd smiling at me. That was what made me end up using the toilet in the Burger King across the street.
by E hates Q September 12, 2021
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turd fleece

When you have to warm your self up by coating yourself in doo doo.
What are you doing in there? "Shut up man, I making my turd fleece!"
by Bigcarl510 September 14, 2015
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Solihull turd

A Land Rover, Range Rover or any other vehicle that rolled off the production line at Load Lane Solihull
What ever possesed you buy that old Solihull turd Geoffrey? The gear box will shit its self the first time you pull that cattle trailer
by Captain Fourtrak April 13, 2021
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Turd face

A word used to tell someone they are as ugly as a baby and a good word for when your angry at someone.

Often used in sentences like:
Give me back my wife you turd face!”
by Mars_:) June 23, 2022
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Caity Turd

Caity Turd is beautiful and kind. Caity is a gal you can always count on to be there no matter what. She pushes her own feelings aside for others, and is always someone to rely on. She is sexy smart and wonderful. SHESSSS MINEEEEE BACK OFFFFFFF BEACHHHHHH
Caity turd is talans
by McFartyThePoTty December 29, 2021
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Invisi-turd

When you take a shit and it falls down the bend in the toilet before you flush, hiding it from sight.
Person 1-'Dude, I swear I just crapped...'
Person 2-'Musta' been an invisi-turd'
by 7cosmo1234 May 23, 2011
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turd of events

When the situation changes unexpectedly such that everything goes to shit.
When Trump got elected it was quite the turd of events.
by myactualrealname June 15, 2017
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