A turd you find staring at you on the floor of a public restroom. It's usually best to try and find a different restroom after seeing a floor turd, as the floor shitter responsible was likely trying to warn you that the restroom is very disgusting. Ironically, they only add to the problem.
Bob: So I went to use the toilet at the local Pizza Hut, and there it was. A floor turd smiling at me. That was what made me end up using the toilet in the Burger King across the street.
by E hates Q September 12, 2021
Get the Floor Turdmug. Caity Turd is beautiful and kind. Caity is a gal you can always count on to be there no matter what. She pushes her own feelings aside for others, and is always someone to rely on. She is sexy smart and wonderful. SHESSSS MINEEEEE BACK OFFFFFFF BEACHHHHHH
by McFartyThePoTty December 29, 2021
Get the Caity Turdmug. A foul smelling turd that smells like liquor. This usually is expelled the morning after consuming massive quantities of Polynesian mixed drinks especially Scorpion Bowls.
by Boozeturd July 15, 2016
Get the Booze Turdmug. When you take a shit and it falls down the bend in the toilet before you flush, hiding it from sight.
by 7cosmo1234 May 23, 2011
Get the Invisi-turdmug. "dude, I found this massive turd burglar in the cupboard under the stairs"
"bro did u call the police?"
"nah, he ran before I could get my axe"
"bro did u call the police?"
"nah, he ran before I could get my axe"
by burgturdlar January 30, 2019
Get the Turd burglarmug. When you go to the bathroom to #1 and the other stall is occupied but dead silent upon your arrival, pausing their #2 flow so you do not hear the demonic things they are capable of.
Girl 1: I just went to the bathroom and all of a sudden Alexandra was silent while I went #1. It was weird that she just sat there and listened to me pee. I knew it was her because of her shoes.
Girl 2: Yo, you totally caused a turd pause.
Girl 2: Yo, you totally caused a turd pause.
by officeworklife July 26, 2015
Get the Turd Pausemug. When your cat or dog attempts to dislodge a dingleberry by dragging their starfish butthole across the floor.
Hey man, what's your cat doing to the floor?
He took a soft shit so the little asshole has to streak a turd.
He took a soft shit so the little asshole has to streak a turd.
by deadbeatwriter March 8, 2014
Get the streak a turdmug.