touchdalight

When someone is being real and you wanna compliment them

Wow you’re such a touchdalight

by Socixlclimbers May 9, 2018

Kitten Toucher

Someone who is always touching a kitten, possibly in an inappropriate manor.

Man one- Tom Cruise is such a kitten toucher.
Man two- Ya he does it so much it might be considered harassment.

by SquirrelChoker1 August 5, 2009

Cincinnati Touchdown

When you nut into a condom take it off then smack someone in the face with the condom. You yell "touchdown" throw your arms up and run off.

Hey guys look Jeff is asleep. I'm gonna Cincinnati Touchdown him.

by Frankfurt The Cat December 17, 2017

Somebody touchha my spaghet

Everyone’s fav internet meme look it up

Somebody touchha my spaghet.

by Physco trash paper thin crispy June 30, 2018

your mother touched me

The action of someones mother touching you

Guy 1: Dude you know what your mom did
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Your mother touched me
Guy 2: grose

by AwesomeX23666 May 3, 2011

killer queen has already touched that

An expression to use when something explodes.

Person 1: oh no my pen exploded!!

Person 2: killer queen has already touched that pen.

by GenosCyborg August 19, 2023

a person in need of touching grass

another name of a genshin impact player over ar 40

shut up carlos, i know you're a person in need of touching grass, since you're obssesing over your xiao build for the literal 57th time this week and your ar is insanely high.

by stronkscorbunny December 15, 2021