full time job

Something substitute teachers don't have.

Kid: "can I go to the bathroom?"

Teacher: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

Kid: "I don't know? CAN YOU GET A FULL TIME JOB"

by Oh Deer! December 07, 2014

Full Brown Jacket

When you're doing anal and she leaves a thin coating of shit on your dick

Man 1: "how did last night go?"
Man 2: "pretty bad. We did anal and she gave me the full brown jacket"
Man 1: "oh shit, I'm so sorry"

by ThePussyTickler December 16, 2019

Full body chills

A body’s reaction to something so amazing that you shiver all over.

That guy, full body chills.

by Roadrashsteffi December 08, 2019

Full Ham Sandwich

A group of friends or an event that consists of almost all girls.

The opposite of a Sausage Fest.

What was the ratio at the party like last night, was it a sausage fest, or more like a full ham sandwich?

by Full Ham Sandwich March 20, 2019

full time girlfriend

Being together with your girlfriend for a long time and making it known to everyone.

"I went from living with my parents to having my own condo and having my own business, making my own schedule, having money, dating women, finally having a full time girlfriend who I wanna be with..."

by dicke eier November 07, 2015

full blown revenge

When a girl wants revenge on a guy for being a dick to her, she offers to blow him and the minute she gets his dick in her mouth, she bites down on it with all the power and might in her jaw.

That hot chick from that party got full blown revenge on me after I grabbed her tits and spanked her ass, now I have infected teeth marks in my cock.

by cantbetheking November 23, 2013

Full Match book

To be complete and in order like a perfect matchbook

Looks like you are Rocking Full Match book today Braxton.

by Authoritie February 21, 2014