A short-lived surge of itch, prickling, and irritability that hits about 24–48 hours after a close shave, as stiff regrowing stubble and freshly sensitized skin team up to drive you into a slight frenzy. Typically lasts 1–4 days.
by TwistedBobbay August 29, 2025
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Get the National Ugly Beard Day mug.A fury man-ape with a beard that connects to his ponytail to form a lions mane. He is known to hide shatter covered blunts in his hair to avoid detection while sneaking into concerts.
Oooohh shit its Ilian the motha fucking Bearded Chin Wonder!!!
Loc-"Who's bringing the beers?"
Me-"The Bearded Chin Wonder"
Loc-"Who's bringing the beers?"
Me-"The Bearded Chin Wonder"
by Ebonizzle September 29, 2017
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Paul: "Yeah, I saw pictures on Facebook. You even had a vomit beard."
Eric: "What?!"
Paul: "Yeah, I saw pictures on Facebook. You even had a vomit beard."
Eric: "What?!"
by Goonie Jenkins January 30, 2014
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by SamandAbby October 29, 2021
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by The crafty cutie March 24, 2019
Get the 360 beard mug.A man or manchild(usually a millennial) that has a beard but most likely gets it trimmed weekly. This man gets offended very easily, and violently opposes hate speech. He would not dare use his hands for manual labor or for properly pleasing a woman. He is a feminist, his wife makes more money than him, and he hates white privilege.
"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."
by Scranton Strangler April 14, 2018
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