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Jack Layton

Jack Layton is the bald, short leader of the NDP Party in Canada. You may recognize him as the man who will do anything to get a few votes, and that includes humiliating himself on Muchmusic trying to act "hip". Poor Jack. Everyone knows the NDP is a wasted vote...
Jack Layton, the Leader of the NDP
by drumx97 July 16, 2008
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jack leg

someone who lacks knowledge or ability to do things properly.
The Cooker: "Hey did you ever use Uncle Freddie as a lawyer?"
Pete Dick: "yeah, and he is a real jack leg, find somebody else!"
by Pete Dick July 5, 2008
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infinite jack

The act of jacking off to a picture of yourself jacking off.
He found his own touch most satisfying while caught in the midst of an Infinite Jack.
by aggrobot October 18, 2006
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Wind Jacking

The act of standing outside and letting the cool breeze get your penis erect and the wind blows on it until you end up cumming right back at the wind.
Holy shit, hornberger was wind jacking in santa cruz for like three hours. his dick is wind chaffed!
by crushing blow to society September 26, 2010
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Jack Sparrow

WHERE DO I START?!! Evil but adorable...dishonest but reliable...dopey but smart...sleazy but charming...drunk but......no, just drunk ;)
"But why is the rum gone?"
"...so we're all men of our word, except Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman..."
"Will, nice hat!"
by Anna December 9, 2003
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word-jacked

The disappointing experience of thinking you've created a new word, only to find that it's already been added on urbandictionary.com
I was going to invent the word faux friend, but when I typed it in on urbandictionary.com, I realized I had been word-jacked.
by rawquell October 21, 2010
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Jack Nut

Someone, or something that is not worth a Fuck.
My new Supervisor is a Jack Nut.
by Carlito's Buey January 8, 2011
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