shock bag

A shock bag like a shocker, but for men: First two fingers in the ass, and a pinky flick to the ball bag.

Kalvin: Why is Greg crying?
Natdog: He got a shock bag!
Kalvin: Shock bag?
Natdog: Two in the stink and a pinky flick to the ball bag.

by danns April 14, 2015

bag monster

The strong force that breaks down your will power and pulls you into bed even though you need to study, go to class, go to work, go to church, or just want reply to email, or text, or surf Urban Dictionary.

"The bag monster finally caught me, gnsd." :)

by somone u used to love... April 21, 2013

Road-Bagging

When you had to move back in with your parents after being on your own as an adult for years, and have to hide your booze from them by stashing the bag on the roadside before you get home so you can retrieve it later.

My mom got on me about my drinking last night at home even though i’m 35, so I’m Road-Bagging the wine I picked up today.

by DeviousDrinkers October 3, 2023

lizard bag

When you insert the penis into a dry vagina.
(usually because she isnt aroused or she has an STD).
When inserted it feels like rubbing your hand over a leather seat when it's really hot outside.

To successfully preform this totally awful sex move you have to make sure your penis is hard as a rock but as dry as a desert. You insert your penal device right up in there and thrust your pelvis until u cum,(u probably won't)!

Yo I fucked your mama and it was a total lizard bag in there.

That girls twat is a damn lizard bag

by zack15 September 22, 2010

dodgy bag

A small plastic grip seal bag, typically used to contain small quantities of drugs. Often referred to as a "dodgy".

You got a spare dodgy bag?

by OneCapitalGeezer April 4, 2016

Draping the Bag

On point. New version of the old “On Fleek”. Flashy.

“Damn that outfit is Draping the Bag.”

by Myktol April 9, 2022

Brick Bag

basically means your a dirty old smelly fucken whore

piss off u brick bag.

by BillDaBossLad March 7, 2023