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Texas Place Mat

Using your girl’s panties as a wet spot barrier between her ass and your expensive bed sheets.

The panties are removed in anticipation of oral sex or coitus then spread smoothly under her ass like a place mat to catch her wetness, squirt and eventually your busted nut that leaks down the taint.
Thanks to the Texas place mat, I was able to have a nice dry post nut nap.
by Dick Onchin December 2, 2020
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Texas bowl wrapper

An extremely long turd.It's long enough to wrap around the entire bowl and the finishing end sticks out of the water..
Eric had to drop off a deuce and when he lifted the toilet lid,someone already left a Texas bowl wrapper in the toilet.
by reysegotfingered February 22, 2015
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Texas Long Butt

When women wear tight jeans that press the fat in the bottom together and elongate up and down the butt.
Dang, that large girls pants are so tight she made some nice Texas Long Butt!
by DickCheneysDick September 2, 2017
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Texas Cake House

An extremely risky and daring sexual maneuver in which a guy enters their partner's ass ("cake") on horseback while simotaneously attempting to lasso a steer. There is continuous debate on whether a successful lassoing of the steer needs to take place to be considered a true Texas Cake House. Some consider a failure to lasso as a completely different meneouver called the "Oklahoma Cake House."
Person 1 (in an aside to his friend while at a local pancake house): Hey bro how was your visit to Dalls last week?
Person 2: Fuckin weird. This chick I hooked up with asked me to perform a Texas Cake House on her. I obliged not knowing what it was. Next thing I know I'm in a fenced in dirt pen trying to throw a rope around a cow. Wild.
by DirtNasty69 July 31, 2017
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texas full nelson

A variation of the full-nelson wherein enough pressure is placed on the back of the captive person's head so that they are bent over at the waist and then violently dry humped.
Even if he wanted to, Barry couldnt escape Ryan's texas full nelson
by User202 January 11, 2017
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sour lake texas

small ass town. there isn't actually a lake. full of the real deal pipeliners, big trucks, and drugs. if one person know you're secret the whole town knows and your brother is sleeping with your best friend while she's sleeping with your boyfriend
P1:"hey man, I'm going to sour lake Texas to pick up some drugs and hoes you comin'?"

P2:"sure man, let me get off the pipeline and drive my big truck up there'"
by bigtrucksandhoes February 18, 2018
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Texas Sex Rock

A rock, preferably with a reddish color, that gives off a white residue when it is handled.
When one person would like to have coitus with another, they could give that person a Texas Sex Rock. The gift would serve as the question, "Would you like to have sex with me?" The answer would be determined by the acceptance or rejection of the rock as a gift.
J: "Would you like this Texas Sex Rock?"
C: "Yes, give it to me!"
by Red Headed Devil May 25, 2016
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